The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

[locopolitico]

The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

"Christine O'Donnell released a commercial in which she says, 'I'm not a witch.' That's pretty good, though not as effective as her opponent's slogan, 'I'm not Christine O'Donnell.'" —Jimmy Fallon

"What is it with conservatives? It seems like if they're anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they're anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they're super Christian, they're a witch." —Bill Maher

More here...

http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2010/10/08/the-weeks-best-late-night-jokes-94.htm

[Scuba]

1. My favorite....

"Don't f*ck with Todd Palin. He will make you an offer he can't pronounce. You mess with Todd Palin, you could wake up with a horse's ass in you bed, like he does everyday." —Bill Maher, on Todd Palin firing off an angry email full of grammatical errors to Alaska GOP Senate candidate Joe Miller

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2. omg - yes, that was right on the money

not that the younger folks know the horse-head analogy, but the horse's ass they get.

[politicalhumor]

3. Good one

"EA Sports released a new version of the video game 'NBA Jam' that features Obama, Biden, Bush, and Cheney. Bush and Cheney play the first half, then Obama and Biden try to come back from a 6 billion point deficit." —Jimmy Fallon