Via Email: Bush's Resume

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> Bush's Resume
> ARE YOU BETTER OFF NOW ?
>
> GEORGE W. BUSH
> The White House
> USA
>
> RESUME - PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
>
> I ran for congress and lost.
> I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
>
> I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went
> bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
> I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
> land using taxpayer money.. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the
Chicago
> Cubs
> With my father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
>
> I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the
> most polluted state in the Union.
> I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in
> America.
> Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in
> borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in
American
> history.
> I became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes,
> with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
>
> I attacked and took over two countries.
> I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
>
> I shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
> I set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month
> period.
> I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.
>
> I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
> I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal
> record.
> In my first year in office set the all-time record for most days on
> vacation by any president in US history.
> After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over
> the worst security failure in US history.
> I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other
> president in US history.
> In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
> I cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
> president in US history.
> I presided over the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month
> period.
>
> I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
> president in US history.
> I set the record for the fewest number of press conferences than any
> president since the advent of television.
> I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any
> president in US history.
> I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
> intervene when corruption was revealed.
> I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to
> use the national reserves as past presidents have.
> I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
> I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take
> to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record
> for protest against any person in the history of mankind
> (http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches).
> I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
> My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US
> history.
> Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history.
> (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
tanker
> named after her).
> I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
> simultaneously be in deficit.
> I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in
> any country in the history of the world.
> I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military
> occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the
> United Nations and the world community.
> I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of
> the United States.
> I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
> more than any president in US history.
> I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove
> the US from the human rights commission.
> I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove
the
> US
> from the elections monitoring board.
> I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
> congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
> history.
> I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
> I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
> I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default
> no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
> I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election
> inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
> I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign
> donations.
> My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is also one of my best
> friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in
> world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
> I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
> history.
> I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack
>
> (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
> I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
> I took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than
> a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
> biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
> I, with a policy of 'disengagement', created the most hostile
> Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
> I am the first US president in history to have the vast majority of the
> people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world
> peace and stability.
> I am the first US president in history to have the people of South Korea
> feel more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North
> Korea.
> I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
> contracts.
> I set all-time record for number of administration appointees who
violated
> US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for
>
> government contracts.
> I failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
> I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of
> our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have
> no leads and zero suspects. I failed to find weapons of mass destruction
> in Iraq, even though their existence was the sole basis for the claimed
> urgent need to invade that country before UN arms inspectors could
> complete their work.
> In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully prevented
> any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history
> of the United States.
> I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
> president in US history.
> In a little over two years I created the most divided country in decades,
> possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.
> I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
than
>
> two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
>
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>
> I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving
> record has been erased and is not available).
> I was AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of
> war.
> I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
> All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to
> my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt
> companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board
> are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
> public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
> review

[cherryperry]

1. No wonder he's so popular!

I mean, what's not to like?:crazy: :bounce:

[Wonder]

2. Yep

Michael Moore will attest to that bio.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

3. I posted the same resume about a month ago.

But it doesn't hurt to continue to keep people aware of this.

[Equinox]

4. Sorry...

just got it from a friend at work.