Which Republican Will Reveal an Affair Next?

[Stingo]

What’s the chance of a trifecta, yet another Republican coming out and admitting an affair? Could it be yet another Republican Presidential hopeful. What’s the chance they AREN’T screwing around?

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2009/06/24/which-republican-will-reveal-an-affair-next/

[MineralMan]

1. Lindsey Graham? Will he come clean?

Not an affair, of course, since he never married.

[BirminghamExaminer]

2. He's probably still in the closet.

If he would ever come out, that would be fabulous for the GOP.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Limbaugh, but only if his cat "Punkin" agrees to testify.

[damntexdem]

4. I hope they have a machine so each can take a number.

After all, they need some discipline in how they line up to reveal their affairs. ;-)

[notesdev]

5. I think the inside money is on Ensign

[The Hope Mobile]

14. Is there another Ensign?? Cuz by my count he was number 1. nt

[notesdev]

15. oops!

I must have been in outer space, I did not see that it was already in the open!

[thelordofhell]

6. They never "reveal" their affair

They have to cop to having one after it's discovered by others.

[Stingo]

7. It'll be a cop?

Which Republican cop? Rudy was a cop, sort of. Is he the one?

[Politicalboi]

9. Hell Rudy dresses in drag

And kisses Donald Trump and he still was in the running in 08. Do they really think there's nothing more to that? Apparently so.

[StopTheNeoCons]

8. Ricky Perry.....with a goat......

[tomm2thumbs]

31. on a dark road...

[boomerbust]

10. I'm waitihg

For the Palin pictures, I just have that gut feeling.

[classysassy]

11. David Drier

the ca cocanut.

[morgan2]

12. chuck norris?

[The Hope Mobile]

13. LOL!! nt

[Joey Liberal]

16. Hahahaha! Good one! nt

[Stingo]

18. Well, with whom?

A amn, a goat, a crocodile?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. Himself

The only person worthy of him.

[burning rain]

17. Sarah Palin & Michele Bachmann.

Their true colors are beautiful like a rainbow.

[Stingo]

21. In bed together?

That would be a dream ticket for the Repubs.

[burning rain]

23. Exactly.

Because they're both superChristians, they'd make conservatives comfortable indulging girl-on-girl fetish, and there's definitely a market for that.

[tomm2thumbs]

30. I can't find my prayer beads

what did they do with them?!!

[bulloney]

19. Boehner. Former colleagues from his days as a state rep say he was a womanizer.

They told of times when there were legislative receptions and Boehner would arrive or leave with women other than his wife in his arms.

[Stingo]

24. His name rhymes with "loner."

'nuff said.

[DFW]

28. Bonehead always acts as if the world revolves around him anyway

I'm not surprised to hear he has always thought so.

[pipi_k]

20. I predict a dead Republican

No obstacle is too great for them when they're looking for some nookie on the side...


:evilgrin:

[Demeter]

22. Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn

as long as they don't do it in the streets, or expect to get elected ever.

[scarface2004]

26. orrin hatch... please!!!

hatch rhymes with snatch!

[Stingo]

27. Porn snatch?

[tomm2thumbs]

29. Christ in Florida

(not the Jesus kind)

[MadMaddie]

32. I am going with Palin....

anyone with me on this?

[MadMaddie]

33. Let's see

Our checklist

1. Republican holier than though personality
2. Spouts sanctimony of marriage as why gays can't get married
3. Diarrhea of the mouth on every topic
4. Obsessed with God even though they really don't live by it
5. Anti-Gay. Pro-life, Pro-Guns (All have to be present)
6. Ready to start a war with any country that has dark skinned populations


Hmmmmm I think that's the top six

Yea, I still go with Palin!!