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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 01:29 PM
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Garrison Keillor: Juicing up the ticket
http://www.salon.com/opinion/keillor/2008/10/08/palin/


Juicing up the ticket

Dishonest, cynical men put forward Sarah Palin for national office, but the truth emerges: The lady is talking freely about matters she has never thought about.

By Garrison Keillor


Oct. 8, 2008 | We are a stalwart and stouthearted people, and never more so than in hard times. People weep in the dark and arise in the morning and go to work. The waves crash on your nest egg and a chunk is swept away and you put your salami sandwich in the brown bag and get on the bus. In Philly, a woman earns $10.30/hour to care for a man brought down by cystic fibrosis. She bathes and dresses him in the morning, brings him meals, puts him to bed at night. It's hard work lifting him and she has suffered a painful hernia that, because she can't afford health insurance, she can't get fixed, but she still goes to work because he'd be helpless without her. There are a lot of people like her. I know because I'm related to some of them.

Low dishonesty and craven cynicism sometimes win the day but not inevitably. The attempt to link Barack Obama to an old radical in his neighborhood has desperation and deceit written all over it. Meanwhile, stunning acts of heroism stand out, such as the fidelity of military lawyers assigned to defend detainees at Guantánamo Bay -- uniformed officers faithful to their lawyerly duty to offer a vigorous defense even though it means exposing the injustice of military justice that is rigged for conviction and the mendacity of a commander in chief who commits war crimes. If your law school is looking for a name for its new library, instead of selling the honor to a fat cat alumnus, you should consider the names of Lt. Cmdr. Charles Swift, Lt. Col. Mark Bridges, Col. Steven David, Lt. Col. Sharon Shaffer, Lt. Cmdr. Philip Sundel and Maj. Michael Mori.
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It was dishonest, cynical men who put forward a clueless young woman for national office, hoping to juice up the ticket, hoping she could skate through two months of chaperoned campaigning, but the truth emerges: The lady is talking freely about matters she has never thought about. The American people have an ear for B.S. They can tell when someone's mouth is moving and the clutch is not engaged. When she said, "One thing that Americans do at this time, also, though, is let's commit ourselves just every day, American people, Joe Six-Pack, hockey moms across the nation, I think we need to band together and say never again. Never will we be exploited and taken advantage of again by those who are managing our money and loaning us these dollars," people smelled gas.

Some Republicans adore her because they are pranksters at heart and love the consternation of grown-ups. The ne'er-do-well son of the old Republican family as president, the idea that you increase government revenue by cutting taxes, the idea that you cut social services and thereby drive the needy into the middle class, the idea that you overthrow a dictator with a show of force and achieve democracy at no cost to yourself -- one stink bomb after another, and now Gov. Palin.

She is a chatty sportscaster who lacks the guile to conceal her vacuity, and she was Mr. McCain's first major decision as nominee. This troubles independent voters, and now she is a major drag on his candidacy. She will get a nice book deal from Regnery and a new career making personal appearances for 40 grand a pop, and she'll become a trivia question, "What politician claimed foreign-policy expertise based on being able to see Russia from her house?" And the rest of us will have to pull ourselves out of the swamp of Republican economics.

Your broker kept saying, "Stay with the portfolio, don't jump ship," and you felt a strong urge to dump the stocks and get into the money market where at least you're not going to lose your shirt, but you didn't do it and didn't do it, and now you're holding a big bag of brown bananas. Me, too. But at least I know enough not to believe desperate people who are talking trash. Anybody who got whacked last week and still thinks McCain-Palin is going to lead us out of the swamp and not into a war with Iran is beyond persuasion in the English language. They'll need to lose their homes and be out on the street in a cold hard rain before they connect the dots.

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medeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 01:33 PM
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1. thanks for this n/t
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 01:36 PM
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2. Thanks, 'sister. KnR
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The Magistrate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 01:37 PM
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3. An Excellent Piece, Ma'am!
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willing dwarf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 01:46 PM
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4. I love the point about her vacuity
I sent this on to all my friends.
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Hestia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 01:51 PM
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5. Man, this line says it all doesn't it?
Anybody who got whacked last week and still thinks McCain-Palin is going to lead us out of the swamp and not into a war with Iran is beyond persuasion in the English language. They'll need to lose their homes and be out on the street in a cold hard rain before they connect the dots.
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DrZeeLit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 03:15 PM
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7. Exactly. Not a beautiful sentiment, yet beautifully written and true. Sad smile here.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 02:39 PM
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6. Written like a true English Major. I do love Garrison Keillor.
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Peace Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 03:38 PM
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8. "She is a chatty sportscaster who lacks the guile to conceal her vacuity...".
Wow, that fellow can write!

The conclusion is also brilliant....

"Anybody who got whacked last week and still thinks McCain-Palin is going to lead us out of the swamp and not into a war with Iran is beyond persuasion in the English language. They'll need to lose their homes and be out on the street in a cold hard rain before they connect the dots."

It's all brilliant. Thank you, Garrison Keillor!

Oh, AND THIS! The best part...

"If your law school is looking for a name for its new library, instead of selling the honor to a fat cat alumnus, you should consider the names of Lt. Cmdr. Charles Swift, Lt. Col. Mark Bridges, Col. Steven David, Lt. Col. Sharon Shaffer, Lt. Cmdr. Philip Sundel and Maj. Michael Mori."

YES! YES! YES!

THE most unsung heroes in the land! The people who put their careers--and possibly their lives--at risk and stood up to this hideous regime on the rights of the forgotten! The nobodies. The lost. The in-dungeoned. The tortured.

That group of people in the military--the jag lawyers--and also those who have refused to return to, or go to, Iraq, to kill for Exxon Mobil, are some of the finest Americans ever born. And the military lawyers started the internal struggle against torture and unjust imprisonment back some years, when it was truly dangerous to oppose Bushwhacks.

I am not a big fan of the military--frankly, I think we need to cut the military budget by about 90%, down to a true defensive posture (no more wars of choice!), and the corruption in its upper ranks is endemic. But I can still have sympathy--and huge admiration for--people whose code of ethics is profoundly violated, and who fight back. Moral courage is the most difficult courage of all. Moral courage amidst a fascist junta--with so much at risk--is even more amazing. These are the people who should be getting Congressional Medals of Honor, and Presidential Citations for Bravery, and maybe some new kind of Peoples' Medal for Fighting the Bush Junta.

I salute them!

:patriot:
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noel711 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 03:38 PM
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9. Garrison Keillor, the man that made the Minnesota accent sexy...
Sarah Palin, the woman that made the Minnesota accent a curse.
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kath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 04:48 PM
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10. Oh, lordy, does that man ever have a way with words!
What a great piece - thanks for posting it.
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Danascot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 07:25 PM
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11. Garrison Keillor
... one of the grown-ups.
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MooseGoose Donating Member (55 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 08:22 PM
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12. How did he touch my optimism through cynicism?
He drags out one disturbing thought after another, and somehow throughout confirms my sense that all will be will in the end. Who knew disgust at certain powers-that-be could be mixed with such faith in the American people so beautifully?
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