12 Days of George Bush's Christmas

[Daveparts]

12 Days of George Bush's Christmas
By David Glenn Cox



On the first day of Christmas, George Bush he gave to me over one million dead Iraqis.

On the second day of Christmas, George Bush he gave to me two stupid wars, and over one million dead Iraqis.

On the third day of Christmas, George Bush he gave to me three coup d’etats, two stupid wars, and over one million dead Iraqis.

On the fourth day of Christmas, George Bush he gave to me four secret jails, three coup d’etats, two stupid wars, and over one million dead Iraqis.

On the fifth day of Christmas, George Bush he gave to me lies of WMD’s, four secret jails, three coup d’etats, two stupid wars, and over one million dead Iraqis.

On the sixth day of Christmas, George Bush he gave to me six generals a wavering, lies of WMD’s, four secret jails, three-coup d’etats, two stupid wars, and over one million dead Iraqis.

On the Seventh day of Christmas, George Bush he gave to me seven wonks a spinning, six generals wavering, lies of WMD’s, four secret jails, three coup d’eatats, two stupid wars, and over one million dead Iraqis.

On the eighth day of Christmas, George Bush he gave to me eight glaciers melting, seven wonks a spinning, six generals wavering, lies of WMD’s, four secret jails, three coup d’etats two stupid wars, and over one million dead Iraqis.

On the ninth day of Christmas, George Bush he gave to me nine billions missing, eight glaciers melting, seven wonks a spinning, six generals wavering, lies of WMD’s, four secret jails, three coup d’etats, two stupid wars, and over one million dead Iraqis.

On the tenth day of Christmas, George Bush he gave to me ten amendments gutted, nine billion missing, eight glaciers melting, seven wonks a spinning, six generals wavering, lies of WMD’s, four secret jails, three-coup d’etats, two stupid wars, and over one million dead Iraqis.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, George Bush he gave to me 11 gas hikes weekly, ten amendments gutted, nine billion missing, eight glaciers melting, seven wonks a spinning, six general a wavering, lies of WMD’s, four secret jails, three coup d’etats, two stupid wars, and one million dead Iraqis.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, George Bush he gave to me America in tatters, eleven gas hikes weekly, ten amendments gutted, nine billion missing, eight glaciers melting, seven wonks a spinning, six generals wavering, lies of WMD’s, four secret jails, three coup d’etats, two stupid wars and over one million dead Iraqis.


Tiny lame duck George says, “God bless us everyone!”