DEMS POST BRINKS GUARDS AT TIM JOHNSON’S BEDSIDE

[Don Davis]

Concerned that the GOP might resort to desperate measures to “recapture” the Senate, Democrats today posted more than a dozen armed Brinks Guards at the hospital bedside of recuperating Senator Tim Johnson.

Incoming Majority Leader Harry Reid explained that antennas were raised when an overweight nurse, who looked suspiciously like Dick Cheney, walked into Johnson’s room and announced: “Time for your sponge bath, Senator.”

However, the “nurse” was apprehended before doing any harm, after being overheard tellling an orderly to “Get the F**k Outta’ Here!”

Reid added that “if the Republican leadership had employed such ingenuity in Iraq, perhaps we wouldn’t be facing a mess worse than a week-old bedpan.”

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[demnan]

1. I almost thought this was serious

and not a bad idea either.

[zbdent]

5. I thought it was some right-wing nut

trying to stir up the baseholes ...

[dipsydoodle]

2. Memories of another day

[Kutjara]

3. I hope they vetted the Brinks guys.

Those dark suit and sunglasses types tend to be Repugs. Wouldn't want one of the bodyguards accidentally standing on any IV tubes. ;)

The thought of Dick Cheney dragged-up as a nurse is too horrifying to contemplate.

[CTyankee]

8. Guaranteed to bring on heart failure

"The thought of Dick Cheney dragged-up as a nurse is too horrifying to contemplate."

I'm envisioning it now...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Somebody should show this to Johnson after he recovers. He'll probably have a laugh. -nt

[drm604]

6. K&R

:rofl:

[wildflowergardener]

7. Cheney

I like the picture of Cheney.

Meg

[feduppuke]

9. Thank You

For the mental image of Dick Cheney dressed as a nurse. If you'll excuse me, I have to get a drill so I can remove the part of my brain that created the picture before it infects the rest of my mind.

Yuck! :)

[Peace Patriot]

10. I don't like jokes about Bush Junta death squads.

Ya got me, though. And I did laugh.