BUSH TO OFFER ‘BUYOUTS’ TO TERRORISTS

[Don Davis]

Taking its cue from Ford, General Motors and other troubled corporations, the Bush Administration has decided to abandon its current war on terrorism, and instead offer lucrative buyouts to the terrorists.

Announcing this policy in front of a huge banner entitled “STRAY FROM THE COURSE,” President Bush conceded that it was “getting too expensive to keep fighting them over there, instead of just paying them off over here.”

The buyout package will be paid out completely in one dollar bills, to accomodate the terrorists’ well-known affinity for spending their money in strip clubs.

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1. And Pat Robertson should start selling indulgences.

These religiously insane people can bring proof that they voted for the crazy king george and his republican court they get one "get out of hell for free" card. You know those pesky indulgences that Martin Luther fought against with the Catholic church. Robertson could swing the election. A vote for a repuke is a free pass from hell. And if you rig an election (in favor of our dear leader of course) your entire family stays out of hell. Just like the Catholic Popes did to raise money for the vatican.

The sad part about it is that it is believable.

[Demeter]

2. It Would Have Been Cheaper

but there wouldn't be any gravy for his cronies!

The goal is not peace and prosperity--it's rape and pillage.