Be mine? Let's fight for hearts! (Akron Beacon Journal columnist)

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http://www.ohio.com/mld/ohio/2006/02/14/news/13867295.htm

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There is a war on St. Valentine's Day.

Look around you. Everywhere you go, it's all red-and-pink this and heart-shaped that. Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day.

Notice anything missing? That's right, my friends. They've conveniently removed the ``Saint.''

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Enough of this liberal hand-holding and sweet talk.

Somebody has to put a stop to this. If we allow the oppressive, totalitarian, anti-Christian forces in this country to diminish and denigrate this holiday, who knows what they'll try next?

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Okay, I understand that this guy is (theoretically) doing a tongue-in-cheek editorial, but

THANKS FOR F*CKING FANNING THE FLAMES!