Come Back, Clinton, Sex Nation - by Mark Morford

[robbedvoter]

 Come Back, Clinton, Sex Nation - by Mark Morford
Is the country better off with a president who actually has an active
libido? Hell yes.
(By Mark Morford)
It's an editorial from 2003 - I posted it in the "miss Clinton" thread - but I think it merits its own thread - it's just so very good!

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2003/06/11...
Bill Clinton was damn sexy. Oh yes he was. This is a given.
He had The Appeal. Magnetic, charming as hell, a man who you knew
actually had sex and enjoyed it and possessed a highly active
all-American libido and knew what all the body parts did and where they
went, Hillary notwithstanding.
And yet he was president and that made it all a little weird and
unusual and refreshing and then of course it turned ugly, and he was
vilified and attacked and sneered at from all corners for overusing
this libido, but still, there it is.
And women swooned for him, yes they did, and there were articles and
commentaries and even in glossy women's fashion mags they talked up the
amazing sex appeal of the president, the Southern charm and masculine
assurance and that naughty gleam in his eye.
And women had dreams about him, wrote into magazines and called in to
talk shows, and they were sexual dreams, trysts and liaisons and
Monicas, because women, well, they knew.
They knew it was genuine. They knew Clinton was an honest appreciator
of the female form.
snip
Then there's Bush. Oh dear god.
George W. Bush does not have sex. You just know this. Dubya is not one
to even remotely appreciate or even care about much less understand
anything at all regarding the messy glorious divinity of women or
women's pleasure and the true sticky all-American pastime.
It shows in his demeanor, in his squinty eyes, in his smirk, in his
vicious laws. George W. Bush is quite possibly the least sexually
appealing or attuned president since, well, his father. This, too, is a
given.
Bush gives zero spark. Simply does not register. You do not wish to
think of Dubya in any sexual way whatsoever. He could very well be
celibate and anatomically incorrect and if it weren't for the record
number of days he's spent on vacation at his ranch with the horsies and
the farm animals since becoming president, you might think the man had
no fleshy animate contact whatsoever.
more.....

[catmother]

1. oh yes. bill clinton. i love his hands. there large and beautiful

and i bet he knows just what to do with them.

bush looks like he smells of the horse shit on his ranch.

[BrklynLiberal]

3. Nope. He is terrrified of horses, never goes near them. That is flop sweat

he smells from.

[catmother]

4. but he's supposed to be a cowboy. n/t

[newswolf56]

2. Bad link.

[robbedvoter]

5. Sorry, Corrected:

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2003/06/11/notes061103.DTL&nl=fix

[newswolf56]

6. Thanks. ( And worth waiting for.)