LETTER FROM HELL Dear Mortals,

[underpants]

I knew it was that weasel Felt! Haig, that cocksucker, couldn't keep a secret ten seconds. All the other ones they mentioned are down here with me, or didn't know jack shit.

So, while this ex-mortal is shoveling you-know-what for you-know-who, Benedict Arnold will be treated like a national fucking hero. You can bet your ass those clowns on "60 Minutes" will be drooling all over him, too. Well, I've got a little surprise planned for Mr. Snitch.

Oops, gotta go. It's my day in the Bottomless Pit.
Sincerely,
Richard M. Nixon, 7th Level

http://www.ironictimes.com/

[Jackpine Radical]

1. I useta think that man was evil incarnate.

Then Shrub came along.

[Inland]

2. Oh, for the days of the moderately evil, moderately conservative,

moderately anti-democratic felon president!

Oh, for the days when we wouldn't tolerate even that!

[Bellamia]

5. Have yet to hear Bush say "I am not a crook."

He tells so many lies, this should surface soon.

[Sandpiper]

3. So Dick, I gotta ask

How are Strom and the Gipper doing?

Do you see them often?

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[Gothmog]

6. LOL A new version of the screwtape letters

Nixon could be a great person for a modern day adaption of the screwtape letters.

[Mythsaje]

7. Oh, my god

This is just the latest thread that's send me into a spasm of laughter.

Great post

[deacon2]

8. If it weren't for the humor here, I'd go mad

thank you!

[underpants]

9. Welcome to DU Mythsaje and deacon2

:hi: if'n I haven't before.