Schwarzenegger Laughs at Kennedy's Weight

[Rose Siding]

At a campaign appearance for a Republican candidate to the California Assembly, Schwarzenegger apologized for being a few minutes late, explaining that he had been pumpkin hunting with his children. Schwarzenegger is married to Maria Shriver, who is Kennedy's niece.

"My kids just brought home a beautiful pumpkin, but you know what? I'm going to return it because it's a Democratic pumpkin. It has the orange color of John Kerry's tan, and the roundness of Teddy Kennedy," said the Republican governor.
.....
Later, Schwarzenegger made a few more jokes about Kennedy's weight when discussing California's $103 billion budget.

"That's a lot of money," he said. "Another way to think about it is if you take $100 bills and put them next to each other, they will go half way, truly half way around Teddy Kennedy's stomach."

As the audience guffawed, Schwarzenegger said, "I always like to make jokes about Teddy Kennedy. I think it's always fun to do that. He's one of my favorite relatives. He comes to my house and he eats away all the cake and all the desserts that we have."

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=197200&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

[JerseygirlCT]

1. What the heck does she see in him anyway? nt

[sallyseven]

10. She married him for better or worse

Unfortunately she got the worse. What a creep he is. Teddy should kick his butt. I am pretty tolerant but he is out of the park.

[donheld]

68. Is Maria a Masochist

Why the hell she puts up with that Moran is just insanity. I can't imagine what tacky things he's teaching their children.

[Tropez]

79. Kinky...

[AIJ Alom]

2. honestly. he's going to lose his wife and his governship !

[trumad]

3. Good... And I'm making fun of his recent heart procedure...

Ha Ha...Arnie,,, I hope you have a fucking massive heart attack...Ha Ha

[MADem]

61. ACTUALLY, he has already had one

He had a valve replaced. So, in rather poetic fashion, Arnie the pig got a pig valve.

He had the same problem with his ticker that many heavy steroid users get.

Apparently, all went well and he has had no more problems since then. But that is why he has an old chicken neck now, because he can't pump up like he used to. And he can't keep getting facelifts, he already looks like Skeletor with fake red dye hair. One more facelift and that dimple on his chin will be his bellybutton....we won't, therefore, discuss the wattle on his neck....!

[dogtag]

4. Ach, the groper is such a riot!

The fact that Teddy is now svelte and Kerry didn't have an orange face at the debate doesn't deter him in the least. Did he also call them girlie men? What a knee slapper!

[speedoo]

5. What an asshole. eom

eom

[PROGRESSIVE1]

6. Go back to Austria with your own kind!

:argh:

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[mac56]

42. Racist? Jingoist?

Show me where, please.

And welcome to DU.

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[St. Jarvitude]

62. My Austrian friends don't want him back

They're disgusted that Ahnoooold is the face of Austria to half of American, and that Hitler is the face to another 48%.

Though, sadly, Austria is like the little right-wing mini-Germany with funny accents (even their accent speaking German is frigging hilarious; just ask anyone from Hamburg, Berlin, Frankfurt, or any other northern German).

[Amigust]

7. This should be a standing invitation for every overweight person

to slam the bastard for his implied ridicule of them also.

[tabasco]

8. Schwarzenegger fits right in with the sixth grade mentality ...

of most of the republicans I know. How classy of him to insult members of his wife's family.

Please, good People of California ...get rid of this bum ASAP.

[951]

9. Gee Arnold maybe you should look at your wife before making such comments

[Blue_Tires]

34. not really related

but that's my fav. sig pic on this board

[Lorien]

65. Now we know why she's anorexic

what a buffoon. :eyes:

[democracyindanger]

11. It could be friendly family kidding

but I hope Kennedy realizes that out in the world, Ahnold's making him a fool.

[Rose Siding]

22. He was throwing red meat

Making cracks like that about Sen Kennedy at a repub campaign function isn't friendly family kidding.

[Old and In the Way]

31. Don't think so.

Saw Ted Kennedy and Vanessa Kerry at a rally in Bangor, ME in March. He had a few zingers for Schwarzengroper. I got the impression it wasn't all in fun, either. I think he's pissed that Maria married this nazi.

[lightbulb]

12. Hard to believe people find this guy funny and/or charming

The only appeal I can find is that he was in some pretty cool sci-fi movies. He comes off like a genuine dimwit when not speaking from a script.

[alittlelark]

13. My gropenator is a little prick.

or did I mean 'has'....

[Randi_Listener]

14. Fat as hell

Where's that photo of the Gropenator at the beach looking fat as fuck in a bathing suit?

[glitch]

15. Such a classy guy - all of his jokes are at someone else's expense.

Poor Maria, maybe her cousins can do an intervention.

[n2mark]

16. Oops!

Looks like Arnie will be sleeping on the couch forever. One thing I've always said, "I can say some negative about my family, not anyone else." He would be kicked out of my house in less then a minute. Wonder where he will have Thanksgiving dinner this year?

[JPace]

17. Arnie is always saying rude distasteful things

at the expense of people he dislikes. He never,
but NEVER regrets what he says or apologizes and
still he remains popular....go figure.

I guess being Arnie means never having to say your sorry.

[Divernan]

18. No surprise from a man who supports anorexia in his wife.

I mean she looks like a walking cadaver. When she wakes up every morning, sans makeup and hair styling, she would frighten small children. Too bad, because she could be beautiful.

[Disturbed]

23. A Rethug jerk.

As a Californian, I am as embarassed that this jerk is the gov. as I am that Bush, Cheney and Rumsfailed are in power over Amerika. Disgusting!!!

[tridim]

19. Wasn't there a pic floating around of Arnold with a huge gut

and flabby man boobs? I seem to remember seeing something like that.

[no_hypocrisy]

27. Classic Arnold: pot calling the kettle black.

[liveoaktx]

20. What a clod! The other day he rats out his wife for stiffing him on

sex and now this.

[Digit]

21. A No Class act

Way to go, Arnold. Just keep teaching kids it is okay to follow your lead and taunt others. People like you in the public eye have a duty to show how others should be treated with respect.
Remember Columbine?????

[grace0418]

24. That's funny coming from a guy who,

according to Molly Ivins, looks like a condom stuffed with walnuts.

He is soooooooo not attractive to me on any level. If the last two men on earth were Ahnold and Teddy Kennedy and I was in charge of repopulation, I'd choose Teddy any day.

And who is he to talk about anyone's tan?!

[feistydem]

59. I'm afraid that would be the end of the species if it were up to me

with those 2 choices. I like Ted, but it would take some seriously mind-altering drugs to get me to "repopulate" the planet with him.

[Judi Lynn]

25. Arnold doesn't seem to know some people see him as horrid looking:

His face reflects stupidity, slowness, character defecit, dullness, colorlessness, humorless, etc.

His distorted and exaggerated physique simply tells everyone he's desperate for attention and not likely to get it without going to extremes!

Any person who would publically devaluate someone as he has marks himself as a person you can't trust. Just imagine a man in Kennedy's position learning a half-wit who married into his family is using him for traction among his brain-damaged followers.

[Child_Of_Isis]

60. I have always thought him to be ugly!

And I cannot stand to hear him speak. It's painful!

[truthisfreedom]

26. making up for your steroid-shriveled package, ahh-nold?

[fortyfeetunder]

28. Ahnold, Teddy may be fat but you are effing stupid

Teddy can lose the weight, too bad you can't just go to Jenny Craig and lose the stupidity!

[smirkymonkey]

30. Touche!

Very Churchillesque! :)

[Andromeda]

29. Kennedy is three times the man...

Than the Boobengrabber is and ten times more intelligent.

You'd think he could speak English better than he does because he's been the States for so many years. I'm tired of the boob pronouncing my state COL-EEE-FOR-NEEA.

Ted Kennedy has done so much good for this country and has suffered so much loss. He's now the patriarch of the Kennedy clan and he has earned this title.

Ah-nold hasn't done anything that wasn't in his self interest because he has a colossal ego that feeds on the adulation of his demented fans.

[AFSCME girl]

49. I agree Andromeda!

Few people have suffered the losses that Ted Kennedy has. Teddy has more class and has done more for this nation than Ah-nold could if he lived three lifetimes!!

[WindRavenX]

32. ...how can people like this asshat??

How can people VOTE for this piece of shit??

[indie_voter]

33. Why does Maria Shriver stay married to this fool? n/t

[marlakay]

46. Try 4 kids! and she has loved him since she was young

some women forgive their men anything. I am not one of them, got divorced when I caught husband cheating.

[olddad56]

35. Maybe Maria makes fun of Arnold's little dick.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

36. What a no-class slob

:eyes:

[Cha]

37. WHat a fucking idiot!

Making fun of your wife's Uncle Ted Kennedy..and what's up with that old Kerry's tan joke..Stale swartzennegger ..just like you!

[Laelth]

38. Can't hurt Kennedy.

Ted Kennedy will get re-elected by the wise people of MA for as long as he chooses to run. This episode just shows a lack of civility and judgment on Arnie's part.

Nothing new there ...

:boring:

-Laelth

[PartyPooper]

39. He might just as well have said, "Girly Girth!"

How much more insulting can he be?

What a disgusting and evil fucker he truly is!

:grr:

[theHandpuppet]

41. Gee, I wonder when...

Ted will crack a few jokes about Arnie's bad ticker being the result of prolonged steroid abuse?

[4_Legs_Good]

43. What a fucking idiot

How the fuck did this guy become my Governor.

dipshit!

david

[Guaranteed]

44. And it had the brain of Arnold Schwarzenegger! nt

[Furity]

47. What a pig

I don't even want to start on this asshole.

~Furity

[yo-yo-ma]

48. a complete swine nt

[Clinton Crusader]

50. Kennedy laughs at Ahnold's brain and penis size... n/t

:kick:

[Tatiana]

51. What an absolutely disgusting and vile man.

I am still stunned that CALIFORNIANS actually elected this moron.

[Carolab]

52. He is a shallow egoist

and his sense of humor is infantile, to say the least.

What do you expect from a man who said to his future MIL that he was attracted to Maria because of her "great ass".

[barb162]

53. he has put on a lot of weight himself and has gone flabby so why

the hell is he talking about Ted

[Senator Lamb]

54. come on guys,

jokes are all good every now and then. i laughed when i read this.

[onefreespiritedchick]

55. He is an ass!

n/t

[olddad56]

56. we, the people of California, got what we deserved....

The whole recall was a scam. Arnold is an idiot, but he is merely a puppet. The corporate fascists behind him and serious thugs doing serious damage. Almost every state agency in California now has an appointed leader who is carrying out the agenda of the corporate fascist. In many cases, the state agency that is responsible for overseeing a segment of industry, is now headed by people who came directly from the industry that the agency was formed to watch over. Forget about air quality, water quality, the quality of our food, it is a new ball game. The State of California is now toeing the party line.

[countmyvote4real]

64. Yes, you did. That recall was a total scam.

But if there’s any truth to the saying, “as goes California, so goes the Nation” the rest of us are certain to be just as screwed.

On the other hand, if Californians are beginning to figure out that they elected a puppet clown, maybe there is hope for the rest of us.

[dansolo]

57. I suspect that he won't be getting any for a while

I can't imagine that Maria is too fond of Arnie's jokes.

[Seabiscuit]

58. Ariana Huggington ought to stuff Ahnold's head down a toilet!

[MisterP]

63. his aide Frau Brüstner and secretary Aide Boozom will have to

console him afterwards

[ydya]

66. This coming from a

self-admitted steroid pumping asshole. Whom Bush Sr chose as the apt person to advise the country on physical fitness!!

hey gropenfuhrer.....you forgot a couple.....
The deficit under W is so big that it would have filled my "medicine" chest during my youth
or
The deficit under W is so big that I doubt even he could have snorted through what it could buy in his finest snorting and gulping days...

f-ing pig dog. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

[FredScuttle]

67. For all those asking for a shot of the Hypocritinator, here you go

[L.A.dweller]

69. OMG! The Flabinator needs to put some clothes on

I think I am blind! He is one to talk about tans, with his pasty ass.

[w4rma]

70. What a jerk. I'll bet he says even nastier things in private. (nt)

[Kurovski]

71. Nasty like this?

"Hey, Arnold, instead of returning the pumpkin why not save some time and just stick it up your steroid-bloated ass?"

Arnie's political insults are convuluted and lame. Maybe he should just say what he says in private.

[Skittles]

72. at least Ted doesn't look like something that belongs in a wax museum

nt

[Tight_rope]

73. She needs to get rid of the Nazi pig!

[jfk2004]

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[opihimoimoi]

75. Arnie the AIRHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bombtrack]

76. Mr. Rediculous hair coloring is ridiculing the pigment of Kerry?

that's what's more dumb.

[Rochambeau]

78. Ultra LOL !! Well said !! Buy you a coiffeur first or try steroid

shots right in the brain! It worked well on your muscles I must admit......

[Rochambeau]

77. C'mon Conan you're not serious

serious serious serious serious serious serious .......

[ArnoldLayne]

80. What is the matter with Marie,he's making an ass out of her

and her family, her own blood.