FOX NEWS: Zarqawi message to bin Laden intercepted.

[FatSlob]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,127824,00.html

Fox (believe at own risk) says that US intercepted a message being couriered from Zarqawi to bin Laden.

[Media_Lies_Daily]

1. Was it attached to a...

...flying pig?

[AlCzervik]

7. his prosthetic leg maybe?

[slojim240]

65. What happens when we all find out the Zwarqari has been dead for

over a year?

[Az_lefty]

2. sure I believe this............NOT!

:tinfoilhat:

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. Man! That FBI is good!

If Zaqawi is dead, that means the FBI is now capable of intercepting channeling. That's capability.

[AlCzervik]

18. They are really good

He's not even on the most wanted TERRA"rists list.

[Lefta Dissenter]

4. What did it say???

"Make that an extra-large, with pepperoni and black olives... oh, and feta cheese, too..."

[KansDem]

43. Nah, it read "bin Laden determine to vote for Kerry inside US"

Damn, that investigative FOX news is sure on top of things!!!

[oasis]

73. That's a good 'un.

:-)

[Tight_rope]

78. ROTFLMBAO...That's a good one.

[MallRat]

5. Did they intercept the courier himself? n/t

[MidwestTransplant]

6. Keep your ears open. Fox will soon report that one was intercepted

from Saddam to Bin Laden.

[prodigal_green]

8. then it MUST be true!

What was the message? "How is dialysis at Walter Reed?" or, "Things are looking tough, please send chocolate" penned in a Boynton card?

[DU9598]

12. Here's what it said

Osama Baby - Did you hear the good news from CNN? No Kerry bounce - that means Bush could still win despite being such a miserable failure.

[featherman]

9. Quick..does he say where the WMD are hidden??

Snort!!!

[underpants]

15. NO it says that Mark Hacking might have killed Laci Peterson too

SO it would be best to go ahead and arrest him just in case his wife were to go missing. Something like that.

[TahitiNut]

49. Yeah, but they've now found that Scott Peterson killed ...

... Nicole Simpson and Ron Brown. All is not lost, however, since they'll charge OJ with Jon Benet Ramsey's death. That FBI just keeps getting better with DimSon's cronies and Federalist Society lawyers.

[daleo]

59. I thought they were all eaten by sharks

I must have been watching the wrong channel.

[Cocoa]

10. Dear Osama

wasn't Kerry awesome at the convention? Love, Al.

[htuttle]

11. Sources and methods?

Ehem. If they actually DID this, and then turn around and announce it, they are even stupider than many believe...Not to mention that maybe it would have been a better idea to FOLLOW the courier to bin Laden than score a few political points trying to tie Iraq and al Queda together.

And I guess that means Osama and Zarqawi are both alive, eh?

I think the whole thing is a bunch of hooey...

[montana_hazeleyes]

61. Isn't it sickening that this administration*

IS only concerned with what is politically best for them and not this country and its people?

And the worst part is so many people are buying it.
I blame the media* mostly for that though. Most people in the media* who are doing this are intelligent and know better. Why oh why don't they put the welfare of this nation and quite frankly,the world ahead of $$$$ and what-ever.

[Connie_Corleone]

13. Dear Bin Laden,

Could you please send my other leg by UPS? I forgot to pack it before I left.

[TankM20]

14. I do hope we are making inroads

The capture of Zarqawi would be a big step in defeating these bastards.

[Cocoa]

20. I hope we get Uday and Qusay

that will help a lot.

[TankM20]

22. Every step towards getting Bin Laden helps

Do you disagree?

[bobbyboucher]

24. Let me give you an update,

They're making it up as they go along!

Go to the store and buy a clue.

[Cocoa]

28. I can't wait til we get Chemical Ali

then things will be all better.

[a_random_joel]

55. ROFL! Third time's the charm...

We got him.

Then we got him again.

Then we got him yet one more time.

You can't beat efficiency like that... Capturing the same bad guy three times!

Kind of like Saddam. We got him in that Decap strike. Then we got him at the cafe. Then we got him in the Spidey hole.

How many doubles do these guys have?

What's that you say? The Saddam body doubles was a propaganda myth hyped by the US media? Can't be... :)

[chiburb]

29. Helps what?

Make the world a safer place? Helps the Chimp get elected? Helps Pakistan to sell more nukes to the world as we look the other way?

Helps what?

[TankM20]

44. Oh I get the picture.

You don't want things to go well if it helps Bush. Sorry, I don't go that way. I want this war over regardless of who gets the credit. I got some friends' sons over there. Not looking for every political calculation of this. Just the results. Sorry to disappoint.

[chiburb]

45. You didn't answer any of my questions!

Very rude of you! Say, did you really warn your 2 friends on the NYSE to stay home this week? Did you know that Chimpy sent Laura to NYC to raise morale among the cowering hoards?

[The Stranger]

48. If you're waiting for this "war" to be over, then you're going to be even

more disappointed, at least if the current regime continues in power.

[nadinbrzezinski]

33. So why did we let him ahem... leave at Tora Bora?

[TahitiNut]

36. Sounds like you're eager to enlist and go help.

Huah! :eyes:

[AntiCoup2K4]

62. I'm sure he ran right over to enlist the minute he was tombstoned

Because Freepers are always willing to put their "patriotism" into action, just like their hero, the pResident :)

[drfemoe]

85. LOL

nothing more "patriotic" (hate-riotic) than WAR, is THERE?

Stealing elections might be, though. Tough call.

[tabasco]

37. We would have had them already ...

if it wasn't for the little distraction in Iraq. We failed the mission in Afghanistan because of the neocon obsession with Iraq. Now we've screwed the pooch in Iraq too. But I will be a happy camper when we get a competent administration and we catch the bad guys.

[radwriter0555]

40. bin laden has been dead since Dec 21 2001... kinda hard to "GET" a dead

guy, especially when you aren't even LOOKING for him, eh?

[TheWraith]

67. December 10th.

That's what the eyewitness said, at least.

[drfemoe]

87. Back to the Future ..

What was the date on the intercepted message? Was it a voice into the future .. dated for release in 08/04?
Time travelling courier?
Might make a good movie.

[bahrbearian]

52. Then why did we send 120,000 troops to Iraq?

[TheWraith]

64. Zarqawi is dead.

At least, so said the Army, CIA, and AP as of April this year. No word on how he managed to spontaneously resurrect.

All evidence also indicates that Bin Laden is also dead, has been for several years, and that the U.S. is jumping at Elvis sightings.

Fox News is so full of bullshit it's unbelievable. Every time I think that I can be any more shocked and apalled at their total whoredom, I'm proven wrong as they find new ways to breathlessly suckle at the administration's collective dick.

[Rockholm]

82. Hasn't he been killed a couple of times already?

[Feanorcurufinwe]

72. Every piece of bullshit propaganda on Fox News should be believed

without question.

Do you disagree?

[JNelson6563]

80. *snicker*

Good one. ;-)

[radwriter0555]

41. Oh YES, big inroads, catching the dead guy the iraqis have never SEEN!

MIGHTY inroads....

[Darranar]

50. No, it wouldn't...

how many times have "we" captured a supposed "high-level Al Qaeda official"?

How many times has it actually affected anything?

And who knows if Zarqawi is actually Al Qaeda? Who knows if he's actually involved in everything the administration says he is?

[drfemoe]

89. who knows indeed ....

Don't forget the high level Baathist who TURNED HIMSELF IN, only to be snuffed at the airport prison in Ira*.
Then some of them got military (police?) duty ...

Who knows a frigging thing?
It's total chaos.

[a_random_joel]

57. Until the next Zarqawi pops up?

I am sure you will dismiss anything you read hear as Lefty drivel.

But, use your head to think. Critically analyze the information you are receiving.

That is my advice to you, friend.

[montana_hazeleyes]

63. I don't think it will defeat

the bush* administration if they capture Zarqawi. You did say defeat these bastards didn't you?

[mountainvue]

90. How about going after the Saudi money

men that fund them?:think:

[enki23]

16. this smells like disinformation

it wouldn't make much sense to announce you had intercepted a message if you actually had. sorta undermines the whole "we don't want to reveal how we get our intelligence" rationale that bush has been harping on for the last several years.

either this is deliberate disinfo (for our benefit, as well as for bin laden etc.) or it's a leak, or a serious flip-flop. or it's just plain bullshit, which is probably the most likely explanation.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

21. also, why not let the courier show you WHERE bin Laden is?

BS.

[a_random_joel]

56. DING DING DING!!!

We have a winner!

[whistle]

17. So, Homeland security/FBI/CIA/White House are now...

...telegraphing all intercepted intelligence messages to the enemy. How stupid can these people get?:freak:

This is like telling the Japanese at the beginning of WW II that we had their code books so we knew what they were saying in all of their encrypted messages. I can only conclude that this is coming from the BushCo propaganda manual titled, "1984" by George Orwell, the section about keeping society in constant fear to control them.

[nadinbrzezinski]

39. Right thing, wrong manual

they are using the advanced version tittled by Himler and Goebles.

Oh and before our Right Wing peanut gallery says it, I did not call them Nazis, but they do use some of the methods... so TTFU it!

[bobbyboucher]

19. Good Gawd, they're irrepressable. It never stops.

What a bunch of horseshit.

[saracat]

23. OOOO! and according to the article, this was the SECOND such interception!

[lockdown]

66. Presumably the first is the one they released earlier this year

The one that calls for civil war between Sunni and Shia, and bemoans how the fight against the occupation is going. Ahem.

http://www.ict.org.il/documents/documentdet.cfm?docid=62

[nadinbrzezinski]

25. I know most Muricans don't pay attention and one

Zarqawi is the same as the next, but just how many times have we killed him and brought him back to life? I can recall two.

[TruthIsAll]

75. ROTFLMAOAICGU....

tia

[FatSlob]

26. I hope it is true.

And I hope that we get both those bastards soon.

[msanthrope]

31. Sure, but why would we tell the other side that we can

intercept their messages by announcing it? But, I never went to spy or military intellegence school...

[FatSlob]

32. The article says they captured a courier.

Not that they intercepted it electronically.

[mom cat]

27. Wait a minute. Wasn't he "captured" last week. He must have gotten away on

one leg. I just can't keep the lies straight anymore.:wtf:

[nadinbrzezinski]

30. And killed over two months ago

you have to give it to the FBI, they are good, they now can channel to the dead

[lazarus]

34. Why does Bush keep bringing up Zarqawi?

Not only is he dead, missing a leg, alive, and not missing a leg, but BushCo passed THREE TIMES on chances to nail him before the war.

Their rationale was that taking out Zarqawi would make their rationale for the war even flimsier.

[nadinbrzezinski]

35. Bush can pronounce the name

Hey it is as plausible as what Mathews will scream tonight.

:-)

[radwriter0555]

38. A message from a dead guy, with or without a wooden leg to a dead guy with

or without a kidney?


My, my, my, the advances of medical technology are ASTOUNDING!!!!!!!

[nadinbrzezinski]

42. Hmmm Dear DoD and CIA

I am working on a new Sci Fi Role Playing game. You may want to know that this occurs in the 35th century, where many of our current medical problems are solved. So tell me, whwere can I find more information on survival without kidneys, and legs and all of that.

So exactly what journal I can find this at? The Amarican Medical Association? JAMA, the Lancet? Where?

:-)

Oh and we are truly workling on an RPG... that is not being cynical, but you are right, the advances today are amazing...

[Doosh]

46. who is this Zarqawi?

Was he the GOP's latest "evil terra guy", somewhere between Al Sadr and Uday?

[stickdog]

47. How many times will they rehash this crap?

This is the third time this story became "BREAKING NEWS".

[Sportndog]

51. Has there been

any authentic verification that Zarqawi is alive. Doesn't it seem weird that they haven't been using Chalabai for misinformation lately?

[DaveSZ]

53. Bullshit

Fox said Zaraqiri had been "captured" a few months back.

[JohnOneillsMemory]

54. This is covering for the NEW FBI WHISTLEBLOWER.

Yup, another one today. Sorry I don't have the link but it should be might easy to find yourself.

And this security chatter is starting the official
TIGHTENING OF THE NATIONAL SPHINCTER THRU CONVENTION TIME. ouch...

[dave29]

58. Has FOX commited Treason?

I thought sources were not supposed to be revealed.

Why do they hate America?

[natrat]

68. in a fascist state there is no

such thing as treason for some people

[jukes]

60. pre October surprise trailers

@local theatres now!

[daleo]

69. The message: "Hey Ossama, say hi to George and Dick for me"

"How are things at the Bin Laden/Bush compound?"

[Tight_rope]

70. Message said "Hey...Did you see Bush fall off is bike again"

[vincenzo]

71. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Fox is such a great comedy station.

[leesa]

74. Was this during a seance with the dead Zarqawi??

Will these hustlers never give up? I can't wait to see the entire management of Faux, O'Reilly and Hannity and all of the Faux whores on trial for treason.

[Fleshdancer]

76. Zarqawi??? WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE????????????

I love Austin Powers

[westhollywooddem]

77. Faux new service strikes again

Faux news is suck a fake ass shaky rethuglican piece of misinformation that I think that any fucking thing they report should not be classified as a late breaking news.

[pinniped]

79. Judging by the first few paragraphs it seems nothing is conclusive...

in the entire lame story.

"It is believed..."

"American officials believe..."

This Zacqawi dude travels more than Ricky Nelson.

[johnfunk]

81. FULL TEXT OF MESSAGE: "Caliph Osama: In Allah's name..."

"... forgive the intrusion, but I missed the last episode of 'Amish in the City' on FOX. Did you happen to TiVo it? Could I impose and prevail on your kindness in a request for a DVD or VHS copy? My eternal gratitude will be yours.

Best,

Zurqawi.

PS: Death to America!"

[phasev]

83. Which Zarqawi clone is this?

Find the serial number in his wooden leg.

[MisterGamut]

84. Just a thought

What if this is a faase story setting up the eventual bin Laden capture scheduled for right after the RNC Convention?

It's a theory.

[Barrett808]

86. I guess the October Surprise script is up and running

It'll probably unfold like a season of 24.

[mountainvue]

88. Who's their source?

Miss Cleo?:eyes:

[drfemoe]

91. A message

.. in Arabic, one would assume. Too bad all the 'translators' are busy at Abu Ghraib prison doing the really important work ..
Or under gag order from the Dod ..
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