Web sites help Republican singles find `right' mate

[dArKeR]

THE OBSERVER , NEW YORK
Monday, May 31, 2004,Page 6


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In the US' battle-scarred political landscape, there is only one thing on which Republicans and Democrats agree: that the country has never been so divided.

Even the world of dating has become polarized, as thousands of lovelorn Americans flock to Web sites exclusively for one party or the other. No one is buying the notion that opposites attract.

Out go typical first-date questions such as "what's your job" and "are you looking for a serious relationship?" In come chat-up lines like "what's your stance on abortion?" or "how do you feel about the Bush tax cuts?" In short, ideological compatibility is becoming more important than a gym-toned body or well-paid career.

And it's not just on the Internet. Dating is practically a national sport in America but as the battle for the White House rages politics has entered the game. Agony aunts are dealing with questions about how to cope with dating people with different politics. A recent episode of comedy series Curb Your Enthusiasm had its lead character stop mid-seduction after noticing the woman he was grappling with on a couch had a picture of US President George W. Bush on her dressing table.

"You're a Republican?" asked Larry David in shock, then got up and left.

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What a seriously horrific thought! Disciples of Satan breeding!

[Don_G]

1. They Know How To Reproduce?

Who would have known?

[DBoon]

10. Only on advice of their attorneys

I'ts rough being part of the privileged aristocracy. Mating is a second priority to running a vast empire.

[TlalocW]

2. Hmmmm...

I already made a database-driven web dating site for Childfree people. Maybe I should do one for democrats now. How many single people are on here, and how willing would you all be to Paypal me a buck or two after it's up to take care of the set up fees... :)

TlalocW

[Liberal Veteran]

3. What kind of twisted fuck would have a pic of * on their dressing table?

That's beyond republican, and into freeper-madness.

[drscm]

5. Condi? eom

eom

[LiberalFighter]

8. A twisted fuck would!!!

[lanparty]

4. Our lovely bacherlorettes

1) Frau Helga
2) Frau Gerta
3) Frau Bertha
4) Frau Dominis
etc....

[Thor_MN]

6. Damn Neocons just can't give up the eugenics programs

Ol' Prescott woukd be so proud of them... Adolph too.

[theivoryqueen]

7. good. They ought to remove themselves

from the pool of available mates. I would never date or sleep with or hang with or eat with or be socially compatible with repubelicans (trying out new spelling of term of non-endearment).

[Piperay]

11. UGH, me either

the less I have to do with any of them the better I like it. I don't want to mix with them at all, they are too stupid to bother with. x( :puke:

[Neshanic]

9. Bio404/Mating and reproduction of Republicans

Never took the class, but from what I am told there is some type of egg involved, and a parasite that explodes from the host's chest.