Airline Passenger Finds Frog in Her Salad

[baldguy]

Australian carrier Qantas said Tuesday it has changed its lettuce supplier after a passenger on a flight from Melbourne to Wellington found a live frog in her greens.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=8&u=/ap/20040504/ap_on_fe_st/frog_salad

[maddezmom]

1. rather a frog than a loaded gun

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x528420

[trumad]

3. Damn French....

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. wow

and to think, it wasn't even Air France!

:)

[trumad]

4. Hey Rat... Great smartasses think alike..LOL

[sniffa]

5. musta been a huge saLad

or a french midget.

[TroglodyteScholar]

6. Yum (eom)

[Skidmore]

7. That ain't nuthin'

a lady found a chopped up lizard in her salad at our local Applebee's.

[HawkerHurricane]

8. DanG!

I never find nothing but bugs in my airline salad. A frog would be great, eat the bugs, I'd get a clean and naturally bug free salad...

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

9. Now that's a fresh salad!

[KansDem]

10. Bush would've screamed, "Quick, get me my firecrackers!!" (eom)

[GregW]

11. Shouldn't that be ...

"Crunchy Raw Unboned Real Dead Frog"

[BiggJawn]

14. No chocolate on it....

"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flow from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple-smooth treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."

Had to be a Monty Python reference in here someplace, what?

[GregW]

16. Yeah, but what about the "lark's vomit"

or the "spring surprise" for that matter!

[Don_G]

12. PETA Has Gone Too Far This Time

[JayS]

13. I'd croak if this happened to me. Or at least be hopping mad.

n/t

[KansDem]

19. Oh, your effortless ability to pun makes me green with envy...(eom)

[derby378]

15. You know what's coming next...

Hello, my baby,
Hello, my darling,
Hello, my ragtime gaaallll...

[Nlighten1]

17. What sort of frog?

A crunchy frog?

[dusty64]

18. Yikes!

Why did they have to kill the frog? It wasn't its fault.

[Paranoid_Portlander]

20. kick

.

[CO Liberal]

21. Wow - A Salad That Tosses Itself!!!!

:-)