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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 04:21 PM
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Pope praises Jesus in first Twitter message
Edited on Tue Jun-28-11 04:22 PM by onehandle
Source: AFP

Pope Benedict XVI wrote a message on Twitter on Tuesday praising Jesus and announcing the launch of a new Vatican website in the first "tweet" by a leader of the Roman Catholic Church.

"Dear Friends, I just launched www.news.va. Praised be our Lord Jesus Christ! With my prayers and blessings, Benedictus XVI," wrote the pope, using his formal name in Latin -- the Vatican's official language.

The Vatican has embraced social media in recent months, launching popular Facebook and YouTube pages and courting bloggers as it tries to get the Church's message out to a wider and more youthful audience.

The Church also used a website to receive notifications of purported miracles attributed to late pope John Paul II and is launching an e-learning initiative to address the problem of child abuse by priests. The news.va web portal is set to be formally launched on Wednesday.

Read more: http://news.yahoo.com/pope-praises-jesus-first-twitter-message-171700230.html



Direct link to Tweet which was sent from an iPad:

http://twitter.com/#!/news_va_en/status/85740997933404160
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 04:32 PM
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1. so predictable n/t
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 04:43 PM
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5. I agree. A "HAIL SATAN LOL" tweet would have been much better. nt
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christx30 Donating Member (774 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 06:12 PM
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15. That would have certainly
shaken things up, him trashing the big guy. Guess he didn't get the job by being a troublemaker.
I could have gotten hired for it. I have 2 years experiance as assistance Night Pope.
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Supply Side Jesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-11 03:16 AM
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29. I would totally RT that shit
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Fuddnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 04:35 PM
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2. Jesus tweets back.....
Don't believe nothin' that guy says.
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Matariki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 04:36 PM
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3. lol
:rofl:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-11 10:12 PM
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32. You beat me to it! I was going to say:
"Jesus tweets back: 'I wish that fucking Nazi would just shut up already!' "
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 04:42 PM
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4. Expect every papal tweet to say the same thing
You folks who tweet, is it possible to set up a signature line for tweets like you can for email? We're talking about the Pope, folks--it would be news if he DIDN'T praise Jesus. That's what he does.
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madamesilverspurs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 04:44 PM
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6. Woody Allen is writing headlines?
Somehow ya just never expect some things. . .


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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 05:02 PM
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7. He didn't, by chance, send along any photos of himself, did he?
Just asking...;)
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LetTimmySmoke Donating Member (970 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 05:02 PM
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8. Oh.
I thought it was going to be "Heil Hitler!"
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 05:11 PM
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9. It's official
Twitter is SO over.
:rofl:
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Scottybeamer70 Donating Member (844 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 05:29 PM
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10. well, ain't he just special
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awoke_in_2003 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 05:36 PM
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11. I once praised jesus...
it was my first time with a woman, and I was a believer that day :)
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JackRiddler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 06:11 PM
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14. I also once praised Jesus.
He had performed a spectacular backflip off the third-level diving board and didn't make the least splash when he entered the water.
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Moonwalk Donating Member (437 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 06:25 PM
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16. Did he finish by walking across the pool?
:evilgrin:
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awoke_in_2003 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 07:29 PM
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20. That would warrant a 10....
from the East German judge :)
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JackRiddler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 09:03 PM
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23. Uh, no. Water-walking merits the special prize: "This one goes to 11."
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awoke_in_2003 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 11:45 PM
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26. No, only the greatness...
of Marshall amps can go up to 11 :)
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 05:48 PM
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12. I'm thinking the Pope's twitter account would be ripe for hacking into.
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caseymoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 06:08 PM
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13. Headline answers that age-old question that's kept the world in suspense:

Is the Pope Catholic?
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Moonwalk Donating Member (437 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 06:27 PM
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17. I suppose next thing the Pope'll be doing is friending Jesus on his Facebook page....
:eyes:
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JackRiddler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 09:05 PM
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25. My God! Jesus sent me an e-mail!!! It's all true!!!
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DebbieCDC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 06:45 PM
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18. WWJT?
(what would Jesus tweet)
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 07:09 PM
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19. how does the Pope shop online?
PaPal!

:hide:
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 07:34 PM
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21. Oh God!
:rofl:

I needed that! Great end to a blah day :hi:
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-11 10:10 PM
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31. +1
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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 08:18 PM
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22. At least he didn't call him a Founding Father, or claim he warned the British
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JackRiddler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-11 09:04 PM
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24. The doings of the recent North American empire are ephemeral to His Relative Eternalness.
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caseymoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-11 02:23 AM
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28. Uh huh

That is part of the fantasy he lives by.

To me, what the Pope calls "holy" appears to me a synonym for "creepy."
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Duct Tape Donating Member (117 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-11 12:38 AM
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27. Wow, what
Edited on Wed Jun-29-11 12:39 AM by Duct Tape
a surprise. :sarcasm: Hmm, I didn't know that the lord wanted his doctrine to be spread through the use of an ipad and twitter.
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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-11 06:24 AM
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30. I hope the world tweeted back “Whatever you do to the least of these children…”
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