Homeland Security seeks "Entertainment Liason"

[boobooday]

The Homeland Security Department has posted a job for a "liaison to the entertainment industry." The salary could be as high as $136,000, plus benefits.


The department is creating the job to make sure that dramatic portrayals of it are as accurate as possible, spokesman Dennis Murphy said Friday.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040320/ap_on_go_ot/homeland_security_entertainment_9

[Qanisqineq]

1. They should pick that one guy from

"Average Joe 2". He worked for Homeland Security and now he has experience in Hollywood.

[saigon68]

8. Ronald Reagan---- Can have old job back

From what I understand he is presently suited and available for the job. Although he only "shuffles", his mind is up to the task.

[joeybee12]

2. Let's do lunch! But hey, aren't entertainment types liberal?

Oh yeah, Mel Gibson. We know now that liberal Hollywood is a myth like the liberal media!

[htuttle]

3. DHS is getting an agent?

Is it demanding it's own trailer on the set, too?

:eyes:

[Cooley Hurd]

4. I'll bet it'll be Bruce Willis...

The cabal loves Bruce Willis...

[coltman]

5. yes , my goodness

make sure the office of homeland stupidity looks good.
Who cares if we have poisons in our water or air ( they are funded by the super fund ya know.)

[WillParkinson]

6. Give it to Dennis Miller..

After all, his show will tank pretty soon.

[peekaloo]

7. Bwahaha....D.C and Hollywood....accurate as possible

Tommy, babe, let's do lunch and discuss motivation.


Actually I think that kid who starred in 'What About Bob' and 'Dick Tracy', Charlie something or the other, currently works for HS and would make an excellent choice. Then again he was mentored by Warren Beatty (evil liberal socialist) so that's a strike against him.

[boobooday]

9. I thought that was Ahnold's job . . .

Isn't he a natural? Or wait, maybe not NATURAL . . .


http://www.wgoeshome.com

[TXDemGal]

10. Homeland Security [sic] seeks Propaganda Shill

This maladministration never ceases to disgust me.

[Dover]

11. There are some folks at Disney who are out of work and could use a job...

Of course a good cartoon animator doesn't come cheap.

I'd recommend Wiley Coyote or Elmer Fudd, but their credentials as security experts are a bit shakey...though I believe their track record is a bit better than that of Homeland Security.

[KC]

12. Heh..

Outsource it

KC

[Jade Fox]

13. Jokes aside, our tax money used to monitor entertainment for "accuracy"?

Regardless of how harmless the article makes this sound, this gives me the
creeps.

[saigon68]

14. it is creepy

Thought control?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. When departments malfunction, they need an image consultant.

It's the American way.

The school system in my county hired one several years ago, at about $100,000. Oddly enough, the school system isn't any better.