Ted Haggard Starts New Church

[discocrisco01]

Source: Colorado Springs Gazatte

Ted Haggard, who started New Life Church in his Colorado Springs basement and built it into a megachurch with thousands of worshipers, announced today he is starting a church in his living room.

"We wanted to do something in our house to connect with friends," said Haggard, whose ties to New Life ended with the revelation that he'd been involved with a male prostitute in Denver.

Haggard will hold his first gathering at 7 p.m. Nov. 12 at his house at 1865 Old Ranch Road. He referred to it as a "prayer meeting," but said it would also be correct to call it a church. The gathering will include music and an offering to New Life Church. Haggard also will give a talk about the power of prayer.

Although Haggard said just recently he had no plans to start a church, he changed his mind two weeks ago after talking to a friend in Florida who was involved in prayer meetings


Read more: http://www.gazette.com/articles/haggard-65454-ted-church.html

[harry_pothead]

1. Does Ted give free meth and massages in his bedroom closet?

[Arkana]

2. The Meth 'n' Gay Whores Church of Most Holy Jeebus?

[TlalocW]

3. Haggard and others like him have huge balls

And I don't mean that in a good way.

If I had been an anti-gay preacher caught with a male prostitute or any number of the "family values" republicans that have been caught soliciting sex in a bathroom, in diapers with a prostitute, etc. etc. etc., I honestly would fade from public view. I don't know where they get whatever it is they get to keep going, and I wish that whatever it was wasn't stronger than their sense of shame.

TlalocW

[mule_train]

21. Haggard is steadfast in his beliefs against honest work nt

[Hubert Flottz]

24. Viagra Based "family values"

Your taxpayer dollars are going to people like Ted, thanks to brother George W Bush and his crew of whorehopping biblethumping Compassionate CONservatives. Churches like Ted's are not only tax exempt, now they get a cut of our tax dollars too.

[Hawkeye-X]

4. Oh look, Ted Haggard was dabbling in Florida real estate

http://www.sunbiz.org/scripts/cordet.exe?action=DETFIL&inq_doc_number=M97000000808&inq_came_from=NAMFWD&cor_web_names_seq_number=0000&names_name_ind=N&names_cor_number=456512&names_name_seq=0000&names_name_ind=N&names_comp_name=FLORIDAWESTREALESTATE&names_filing_type=

[Hawkeye-X]

5. Yo Ted. I'll call the Colorado Springs cops on ya for nusiance on November 12th.

I promise. Then because of your meth habits, they'll be doing a thorough check on your house for meth products and/or paraphernalia.

[CoffeeCat]

6. The church's mailing list will be worth billions!

Can you imagine having your hands on a list of 2,000 of the dumbest suckers EVER to walk the earth????

Why, you could sell them anything...ANYTHING I tell you!

[David Zephyr]

7. There's not an ounce of spit's difference between this fraud and Mike Hucakbee.

They are all frauds and con men.

[PSPS]

8. And don't forget your wallets!

[rubberducky]

9. Does this mean his house is tax free??

[Mz Pip]

14. Bet that's what

he's going for!

I think you nailed it.

[merwin]

15. That's my bet on the reason.

[Cass]

17. That's my question, too. nt

[izquierdista]

10. Wouldn't the bedroom be a better location?

Closer to the lube, condoms, sex toys, slings, trapezes, cock rings, bathroom, shower, 6-way shower nozzle, enema hose, enema bag, medicine cabinet with the uppers, downers, poppers, Viagra, Cialis, and whatever else the morally upright require for a proper service.

[Joe Bacon]

11. Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord!

:rofl:

[W T F]

12. Is his new denomination Crystal Meathodist?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[truthisfreedom]

16. The spelling is even more similar... The Crystal Methodist Church of the Unconfessed John

edited for a slightly better idea.

[nolabear]

13. Oh yeah. The Naked Mazzola Prayer Meeting.

I've heard of those. Followed by Twister in the Fellowship Hall!

[HughBeaumont]

18. The Holy House of the Half-Eaten Sausage.

The Foursquare Methlab of The Blessed Virgin.

The Divine Church of the Pedomartyrs.

The Rheumatoid Cathedral of The Hallowed Slip-n-Slide.

[mule_train]

19. church of the three dollar bill

rolled up, of course

i think even some wall street guys get real jobs after they wash up

[mule_train]

20. he worships at the church of 'Anything But Real Work and Paying Taxes'

parasite

[mule_train]

22. here's his website

http://www.tweaker.org/index.html

[Hubert Flottz]

23. The ChrystalMethodist Church Of What's a-Happenin' Now

With Organ Leroy at his organ again. "Gawd Almighty I'm Hungry!"

:bounce:
Oh Blinding Light,
Oh Light that blinds,
Watch out for me,
I cannot see!

:bounce:
Shall we gather at the crack house,