CIA Agent Stole Jewelry, Panties

[OhioChick]

POSTED: 3:14 pm EST December 1, 2006

FAIRFAX, Va. -- A CIA employee for nearly 20 years admitted breaking into 10 homes near the spy agency's headquarters about a year ago and taking valuables and other items.

George C. Dalmas III, 48, pleaded guilty Wednesday to the burglaries, which each carry a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison. Dalmas, who had no prior criminal record, has been fired from his CIA job as a mid-level administrator.

During the daylight burglaries in the McLean area, Dalmas took valuable items including Camp David cuff links, Cartier hoop earrings, a Tiffany gold scarab ring and a sapphire-diamond necklace. But the most curious objects from Dalmas' burglary expedition were less valuable -- women's panties.

Search warrants list 1,074 pairs of women's undergarments that he stole. Many were stuffed in shopping bags and a filing cabinet at his home in Falls Church.
http://www.newsnet5.com/news/10442676/detail.html

:wtf:

[dipsydoodle]

1. I'm gonna keep my mouth shut

for fear this could go right downhill. Panties indeed. :rofl:

[otherlander]

2. CIA folk sure like their trophies.

Preferably from the living, but they'll take them from the dead if need be.

[xchrom]

3. which came first -- the jewelry

or the panties?

[Poll_Blind]

4. Neither: First thing, break in. 2nd thing, try on panties. 3rd...

...thing, steal jewelry. 4th thing, exit crime scene. 5th thing, forget you're still wearing the panties, smack head.

Buying a vibrating lock pick from one of your CIA contacts, $200
Purchasing a pair of gloves to prevent fingerprints, $18

Breaking and enterering and making the same, honest mistake...1,400 times - PRICELESS!

PB

[xchrom]

6. i can see him with a thong on the outside of his trousers.

[Richard Steele]

5. I'm thinking he burglarized a lot more than 10 homes.

1074 pairs of ladies undies? That's gotta be way more
than 10 houses worth.

[Poll_Blind]

7. Maybe he robbed the house of another panty thief?

It's not quite The Maltese Falcon but this is the Beltway. I would not be surprised if one house in 10 contains stolen panties from the other 9.

;-)

PB

[Richard Steele]

8. Bwahaha!!!!!!

[Ian David]

19. I own almost that much underwear

You don't have to do laundry until you run out of clean underwear.

Or, if you go out and buy more.

[sweetheart]

9. all men want panties

'The jewels gotta have a home.' BE apparently distracted by stupid media about all men,
about all humanity and our predictable fall to corporate choice, underwear, chocolate, panties or
cable TV... which bill should we pay?

Live is all about the choice of guns over panties, of moral capitalism over sexual capitalism,
of death over reproduction, of stupidity over life, and therein, lies the CIA's dubious hand,
the root of stupidity, the direct actors of the stupid.... thanks CIA for nothing... not a thing.

[AnnieBW]

10. How Did This Guy Pass A Background Investigation?

If he's been doing this for several years, how in the heck did he pass his background investigation? Did he not think it was a crime, thereby fooling the polygraph?

[Jazzgirl]

11. All your panties belonga to me!

:evilgrin:

[ToolTex]

12. Dubya will give him the Medal of Freedom when he gets to 1200 pair.

n/t

[nashville_brook]

13. 1,074 PAIRS OF PANTIES

"...and the prince was eaten by his panties."

[JerseygirlCT]

14. The big question:

what's the Britney connection?

[ShockediSay]

15. Are these the guys enforcing the Patriot Act!?!

Could he rendition some woman who refused to turn over her underwear?

[proud2BlibKansan]

16. Am I the first to ask

WHY??

[praeclarus]

17. that's 107.4 pairs of panties per house...

... which allows the owner of said panties to
go over 3 months without having to do laundry.
Very convenient.

[truthisfreedom]

24. interesting point. if he stole 10 pairs of panties at each house, he would have had to

burglarize over 100 homes. if he only stole 2 pairs per house, he would have had to burglarize 500 homes... much more likely.

[LiberalFighter]

18. I was wondering if he was married or single

Dalmas' wife and two young children have moved out of the area, but Moliken said the wife continues to support Dalmas.

How does one store over 1000 panties in a filing cabinet and shopping bags without the wife finding out?

[Bombero1956]

20. strangely the White House ramains silent

could it be, He has Chimpy's bloomers.

[OhioChick]

21. LOL

"Bloomers." Now, there's a word I haven't heard in years. :rofl:

[sarcasmo]

22. I wonder if he said, mmmm Panties as he was taking them.

Every day a new Government nut job is exposed.

[Blue_Tires]

23. and these are the people keeping us safe?!?!

:eyes: