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ECH1969 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 02:15 PM
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Woman Blows Up Small Item Near White House - Fox
Edited on Sun Aug-13-06 02:17 PM by ECH1969
A woman has been arrested after blowing up a small item in front of the White House, Fox News reported, citing the U.S. Secret Service.

Video aired showed a woman being arrested and searched by uniformed Secret Service officers.


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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 02:16 PM
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1. I guess her purse must have exploded
when her mascara accidentally got mixed with her lip gloss.
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 02:18 PM
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2. How'd she get ahold of *'s brain?
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 02:27 PM
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3. my thought exactly!!
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LiberalHeart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 04:05 PM
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15. Used a magnifying glass to find it...
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 05:45 PM
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21. Dayam! Beat me to it! Great minds think alike. :)
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evox Donating Member (276 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 02:30 PM
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4. I call a case of...
diet coke and mentos..
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electron_blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 02:56 PM
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7. or maybe just a really loud 'toot'
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Monkeyman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 04:40 PM
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18. na they smell that lol
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azurnoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 02:31 PM
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5. Mentos and diet coke?
Edited on Sun Aug-13-06 02:32 PM by azurnoir
Jamie and Adam (Mythbusters) better watch out lest they be charged as terra'ist "adivisors"
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Up2Late Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 02:49 PM
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6. "...a small item...???" Oh Brother!
What was it FOX "news"???!!!???

Firecracker?

Snap and Pops?

M-80 (or M-90)?

Fox is SOOOOOOO Lame!

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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 02:57 PM
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8. A mixture of toothpaste, Lancome and Gatorade?
Next thing you know, they'll bag that stuff separately at Walgreen's.
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 03:04 PM
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9. you beat me to it.
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IntiRaymi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 03:14 PM
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11. An iPod hidden in her shoe?
A shoddy Dell laptop?
Her head exploded from all the inconsistencies in the Bush administration?
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 03:22 PM
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12. It's the electronic key fob to her Chevy Malibu
MacGuyver reworked it for her.

:nuke:
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 06:09 PM
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22. He's the best.
:)
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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 04:41 PM
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19. I think Scope was also part of the mixture.
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Laughing Mirror Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 03:10 PM
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10. Cynthia McKinney surely
Blowing up a small balloon in Lafayette Park, across the street from terrified White House.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 03:53 PM
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Garbo 2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 03:57 PM
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14. CNN said woman with machete arrested. No explosions mentioned.
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darkism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 04:26 PM
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16. Obviously delivering it to *
Since he's the reaper and all.

'To that, Saleh said, "What are you going to do -- shoot me?"'
Only if he's a British cop. :o
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The Sushi Bandit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 04:30 PM
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17. I was a Mickey Mouse Balloon!!
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 05:44 PM
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20. If it was really small
it may have been one of *'s condoms - fingerstall size.
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lumpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 06:13 PM
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23. Popping a paper bag?
Firecracker?
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Paula Sims Donating Member (327 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 06:34 PM
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24. It was one of those balloon-animal makers
and her balloon blew up. Guess she couldn't get a job and her unemployment ran out so she became one of "dem dere entrepreneurs". What a great country!

Paula
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Zorra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 06:42 PM
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25. Started out as a suitcase nuke but after several news cycles
it turned out that she blew up a balloon.

I'm so terra-fied!!!
:scared:
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