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sabra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:20 AM
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Bush undergoes annual physical exam

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/nation/20060801-0411-bush-physical.html

Bush undergoes annual physical exam

WASHINGTON – President Bush is getting checked and prodded and poked at his annual physical exam.

The 60-year-old president was expected to spent about four hours Tuesday at the National Naval Medical Center in suburban Washington. An avid mountain bike rider, Bush goes out of his way to maintain his fitness.

His last exam was on July 30, 2005, when the president was pleased to learn he had lost 8 pounds since his last exam in December, 2004, when he weighed 199.6 pounds, six pounds more than in the summer of 2003. He attributed the weight gain then to munching too many doughnuts during his re-election campaign.
On the last exam, the scale showed the nearly 6-foot Bush at 191.6 pounds.

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Norquist Nemesis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:22 AM
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1. Hope the Doc does a very thorough rectal exam
"Let's check this asshole..."
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rfranklin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:24 AM
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3. His head seems to have become ingrown...
The colonoscopy has revealed it is currently in his anus.
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heliarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:31 PM
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25. LOL beat me to it (n/t)
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grytpype Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:22 AM
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2. Someone give him a mental exam. Please.
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Human Torch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:58 AM
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15. Justin A. Frank, M.D. already did...sort of.
This is as close as we're probably going to get, but what a chiller. It's on my "most highly recommended books" list:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/0060736712.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0060736712/sr=1-1/qid=1154444141/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-3358588-6292062?ie=UTF8&s=books

From Publishers Weekly
Bush Administration policies are not only a "great catastrophe" but the products of a disturbed mind, according to this provocative blend of psychological case-study and partisan polemic. Psychoanalyst Frank sifts through family memoirs, the writings of critics like Al Franken and David Corn and the public record of Bush’s personal idiosyncrasies for clues to the President’s character, interpreting the evidence in the rigidly Freudian framework of child psychoanalyst Melanie Klein. He finds that Bush, psychically scarred by an absentee father and a cold, authoritarian mother, has developed a galloping case of megalomania, characterized by a Manichaean worldview, delusions of persecution and omnipotence and an "anal/sadistic" indifference to others’ pain, with removal from office the only "treatment option." The author’s exegesis of Bush’s personality traits-the drinking problem, the bellicose rhetoric, the verbal flailings and misstatements of fact, the religiosity and exercise routines, the hints of dyslexia and hyperactivity, the youthful cruelty to animals and schoolmates, the smirk-paints an intriguing, if exaggerated and contemptuous, portrait of a possibly troubled public figure. But Frank’s attempts to translate psychoanalysis into political analysis are unconvincing. Indeed, if Bush’s reneging on campaign promises is a form of clinical "sadism," and his budget deficits an "unconscious attack on his own parents," then Karl Rove, the Cabinet, and both houses of Congress belong in group therapy with him.
Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved. --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

Book Description

A renowned Washington, D.C.-based psychoanalyst examines George W. Bush's public persona-and asks serious questions about whether he is fit for the office he holds.

In Bush on the Couch Frank offers a comprehensive psychological profile of President George W. Bush using the principles of Applied Psychoanalysis, the discipline of psychoanalyzing public and historical figure pioneered by Freud. With an eye for the subtleties of human behaviour sharpened through thirty years of clinical practice, Frank traces the development of Bush's character from childhood to present day, identifying and analyzing Bush's patterns of thought, behaviour and communication. A thorough and authoritative examination of Bush's public appearances and speeches, along with historical, biographical, and journalistic records, Bush on the Couch is a compelling portrait of George W. Bush, filled with controversial and disturbing revelations about our nation's leader.
Insightful and accessible, courageous and controversial, Bush on the Couch sheds startling new light on the Bush psyche and its impact on the way he governs, tackling head-on the question no one seems willing to ask: Is our president psychologically fit to run the country?

o With the wild popularity of Michael Moore's documentary Fahrenheit 9/11, his #1 New York Times bestsellers Stupid White Men and Dude, Where's My Country?, and anti-Bush reads by writers like Al Franken and Molly Ivins, the Bush-sceptical audience is more engaged and highly motivated than ever.
o From the contentious presidential election of 2000 to 9/11, from the War in Iraq to the War on Terrorism at home and abroad, Bush's presidency is one of the most controversial in the history of the U.S. In Bush on the Couch, Dr. Frank dissects the psyche of President Bush and unearths shocking revelations about the mind of the leader of the free world. With three decades of experience, Dr. Justin Frank is an expert in the field of psychoanalysis. He has written and lectured widely on psychoanalysis and politics. A former columnist for Salon.com, the recipient of numerous teaching awards, co-director of the Metropolitan Centre for Object Relations in New York, a clinical professor in the Department of Psychiatry at George Washington University Medical Centre, and a teaching analyst at the Washington Psychoanalytic Institute, Dr. Frank's copious credentials speak for themselves.
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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:24 AM
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4. nearly 6 foot?
does that mean he is 5 feet nine inches?
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TAPat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:26 AM
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7. Or maybe 5' 6 and 1/4"? nt
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cspanlovr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:25 AM
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5. FOUR HOURS! What will we do without him? Dear God, HELP US!
:sarcasm:
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:26 AM
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6. Let's hope they don't find anything horrible, painful, terminal.
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LeighAnn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:46 AM
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12. Castration
Dubya goes to his annual physical exam. "I want to be castrated and I want to be castrated now!" he demands cheerfully.

"Are you sure about this?" the doctor asks. "Have you discussed this with Laura?"

"It was her idea! She's been hounding me about it for a long time. Let's get it over with!"

So, the operation is performed. Since it is such a small procedure, Bush is back in his office the next day. In the hallway, he meets Dick Cheney.

"Good morning, 43, " Cheney says. "I heard about your, er, procedure. How'd it go, was it horrible?"

"Aw, shucks, no," says Bush, "Walter Reed is a first rate hospital."

"Well, that's funny. I'm on my way there right now," says Cheney.

"Really? What for?" asks Bush

"I'm going to get vaccinated," he says.

"Oh, CRAP!!" exclaims Bush, "THAT'S what it's called!"
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:31 AM
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8. Examining physician strongly recommends .....





Cranial extraction





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Skink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:32 AM
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9. Meanwhile Dicks in his bunker plotting.
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:32 AM
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10. Annual check to see
if he's up for having a brain installed yet.
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:42 AM
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11. All can say is
I hope it is embarrassing and that it hurts at least a little.
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Southsideirish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:49 AM
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13. Who cares? He's rich and obcessed with his health - like his parents he
will probably live to be 110.
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:49 PM
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28. He'll probably live a long time
on a big government pension and great health care
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:52 AM
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14. Perhaps this year the Doctor will diagnose his mental illness.
I would think that would be a *VERY* obvious diagnosis. At the very least, refer Bush to a mental health expert for further testing.
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nancyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:59 AM
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16. Healthcare??
So nice that he is able to even see a doctor: millions of us out here aren't allowed that luxury. But then of course we aren't rich and therefore not of any importance.
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 10:06 AM
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19. Well, that's a given. Of course, you would not expect the President
of the United States of America to go without healthcare, would you? *GASP* Much less anything else. He is The Decider, you know. He decides for you, he knows what's best for all of us. It's really easier that way.

:sarcasm:
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 10:02 AM
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17. Does he have a brain?
Or is that even one of the criteria the look for?
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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 10:06 AM
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18. Gee...
On the last exam, the scale showed the nearly 6-foot Bush at 191.6 pounds.

Wow...as one of my old drill instructors used to scream:

"Nearly six foot tall? Goddamn! I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 10:53 AM
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20. "nearly 6 foot." Totally deceptive advertising.
Sort of like advertising a $30,000 car for $29,995. What a gimmick.

Has anyone noticed that his "coke jaw" problem seems to have resolved? They finally adjusted his meds to fix that, but he seems to be stumbling more, lately.
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 11:06 AM
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21. Breaking news.....................
no heart or brain found...............more details at 11.
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Joey Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 11:43 AM
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22. I hope he has an enlarged prostate n/t
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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 11:54 AM
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23. Prognosis: one stone-cold heart. n/t
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llmart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:17 PM
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24. I'm filing this article under............
"who gives a rat's ass".
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AllyCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:33 PM
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26. Hmmm...doesnt' say anything about that alcoholic dementia n/t
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bunny planet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 12:47 PM
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27. Time for a new back box.
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mithnanthy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 01:02 PM
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29. I hope...
the exam includes drugs and alcohol tests and levels. We'd NEVER see that report, tho.
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 01:07 PM
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30. Man, that's sad.
That jackass is in better physical shape than I am.
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