Cheney: 'I'm a real party animal'

[sabra]

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060330-124527-9306r

Cheney: 'I'm a real party animal'

WASHINGTON, March 30 (UPI) -- U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney scored points as a stand-up comedian, telling a radio and television correspondents' gathering: "I'm a real party animal."

Filling in for President George Bush, who was en route to a summit in Mexico, Cheney poked fun at himself and others at the 62nd annual Radio & Television Correspondents' Association dinner in Washington Wednesday night.

Referring to the accidental shooting of a lawyer while quail hunting in Texas earlier this year, Cheney squinted into the bright lights.

"The lighting could be better but I can still see the whites of your eyes," he said.

[maxsolomon]

1. ROFL LOL

the fact that reporters can laugh with this monster & not flee in terror or fling vegetables confirms their permanent status as corporate whores.

news flash: there's nothing he can say that should be funny. he is a war criminal & he's destroying the republic.

[Mandate My Ass]

8. IOW, "I'm more than teflon. I *kid* about doing the same to you."

Only I bet he's not kidding, especially since it was reporters. Sick psycho. And they just lap it up like good abused spouses.

[shanti]

9. yes, too late for the warm fuzzies

from Sneer

[MemphisTiger]

2. Nice, he laughs about attempted murder

all good qualities in a VP

[KansDem]

3. Yeah, after a couple of beers he's a real "blast" (eom)

[underpants]

5. Boo YAAY Booo

:rofl:

[BiggJawn]

4. He's HALF right.

I'll give him the "Animal" part, fucking SNAKE.

[geniph]

6. Yeah, but the party would end like the one in Seattle

last Saturday.

:scared:

[Canuckistanian]

7. Uhh, Dick...

When people see you coming and say, "Christ, it's Cheney!", they're not referring to your partying abilities.

[chelsea0011]

10. No jokes about the dead children and women in Iraq he is responsible

for? War crime jokes? None? How about doing business with Iraq when it was illegal? Still silence? The media and these stupid dinners should all be stopped. NOW!!!

[0007]

11. Shame shame shame......real asshole clowns ain't funny.

[lonestarnot]

12. You're a fucking animal alright...but I wouldn't shame a species with you

represented among them.

[Judi Lynn]

13. And the disembodied spirits of the the people who have died because

of his twisted view of life laugh along with him. Oh, yeah. What a prince.