Michael Schiavo in hiding after death threats

[jefferson_dem]

By Jacqui Goddard in Pinellas Park, Florida
(Filed: 03/04/2005)

Terri Schiavo's widower has gone into hiding because of the furore over his wife's death and has sought police protection.

<SNIP>

"His goal is to find safe housing because of these death threats," said a friend, Alan Shoopak. "It's not over. Unfortunately, it's just beginning."

Mrs Schiavo's parents, Bob and Mary Schindler, who went to the US Supreme Court to block the removal of their daughter's feeding tube, admit that they care little for their son-in-law, but have urged against revenge attacks.

"Our family abhors any violence, or any threats of violence. We ask that all those who support our family be completely kind in their words and deeds towards others," said Mrs Schiavo's sister, Suzanne Vitadamo.

<SNIP>

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/04/03/wschi03.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/04/03/ixworld.html

[Midnight Rambler]

1. He may need Witness Protection after this

But it's nice to see those good christian values hard at work, and it's good to know that the people who espouse a culture of life are not at all hypocritical in the least bit.

[Career Prole]

17. He can't. When dealing with fundie threats

the Witless Protection Program is utilized...totally different budget.
:evilgrin:

[saigon68]

58. Some Hateful Right Wing Fundy Nut-Case will KILL HIM

Kind of like the 3 abortion Doctors and several of their Escorts who were gunned down for performing abortions.

The END justifies the MEANS for these so called compassionate whack-job followers of Jayzeus.

They are the moral equivalent to Joseph Stalin

Except they are HIDING BEHIND the Image of Christ. Praying the Rosary ETC.

[Bo]

84. Onward xtian soldiers!!!!!!!!!!!

[obxhead]

2. is this "true"

"Our family abhors any violence, or any threats of violence. We ask that all those who support our family be completely kind in their words and deeds towards others," said Mrs Schiavo's sister, Suzanne Vitadamo.

Or are they just following the advice of their lawyer?
or their spiritual advisor?
or some of the donation sites?

[stillcool]

4. Sounds like ..... covering asses....n/t

[OldLeftieLawyer]

7. It's passive and non-specific

It says "we abhor."

It doesn't say "Please, for our sister's sake, for God's sake, for the good of everyone concerned, please do not do harm to Michael Schiavo or anyone else involved in our sister's death. We all did the best we could, and our Lord Jesus wants us all to be peaceful and to pray for Terri and for all of us."

Or something like that.

As I said below, "weasels."

[Eloriel]

10. That's active voice, not passive

Passive would be something like "it is abhored..." -- soemthing that removes the actor from the action as if the action happens on its own, mysteriously. "Mistakes were made," and all that.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

23. Tell you what

If I had meant "passive voice," I'd have written "passive voice.'

I meant "passive.'

You put your own gloss on that by inserting "voice." I can't imagine why you'd do that, since I wasn't addressing the syntax, grammar, or construction.

So, now you must examine your reading comprehension skills, and I'll stay with my appropriate choice of words.

[barb162]

79. good point

I think the family is making it quite clear ( use of "abhor" and your comment) they don't want violence against anyone in this matter

[VegasWolf]

25. Congratulations all!! Here is a discussion that one would NEVER see

on FreeRepublic.com! Correct grammatical construction. Wut?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

26. And get it wrong, too!

A two-fer.

[Teaser]

63. You did actually read his/her response, no?

nt

[SW FL Dem]

33. what have they done to stop the violence

The Schindler family created the problem by going public with the issue. They encouraged the demonstraters with their daily press briefings. The Schindler family is now morally, if not legally, responsible for the acts of their followers.

[msongs]

3. "Vengeance is mine", sayeth the Lor......republican christian terrorists..

grid forbid they should follow the beliefs of their very own alleged Jesus.

Msongs
www.msongs.com/political-shirts.htm

[Berserker]

5. I think that is

Compassionate conservative Christian values hard at work.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

6. I think those people will hunt him down,

and not stop until they've harmed him or his family.

They're insane.

And, you know, all that would be necessary for this situation to ease so much - not totally, because these people are mad as hatters - would be for the Schindlers and their so-called "spiritual advisors" to state publicly that they want Michael and his family kept safe.

That mushmouth remark by the daughter was vague and weasel-like. Not a mention of Mr. Schiavo.

But, those bastards won't do it. They're bloodthirsty scum.

[Lugnut]

28. Sadly

I agree with you. I don't think there's any way to put these maniacs back into their cages.

[SoCalDem]

41. Actually in Biblical terms, they could justify killiing HIS dauighter

These are a very unhinged bunch of people he has after him..

His best bet would be to re-locate to a very liberal area, change his name (not that many people know what he looks like),and start over. That's the only way he will ever have peace..

[Skarbrowe]

53. Oh Damn! That pic cracked me up! Think I woke up all the critters! nt

[peacetalksforall]

8. Every threat should be a news interruption event ,To do less,

is to act irresponsibly. I'm talking MSMs and all of radio.

[hector459]

22. If Michael were theatining the Schindlers or had threatened them wall-to

wall coverage by the MSM.

[diatribe]

9. answer for their behavior. "

"The time will come for the men responsible for this to answer for their behavior. "

http://www.commondreams.org/headlines05/0401-04.htm

Tom DeLay set them all in motion (and per Frank Lautenberg "may" have violated Federal Law. Mr. Schiavo and all 40 judges please remember this: "DO NOT BOARD AN AIRPLANE."

[Ilsa]

31. For the new "Cult of Life",

the ends will always justify the means. These people believe that now. They are no different from the terrorists who kill innocent bystanders and claim that collateral damage as necessary.

[NVMojo]

60. These fundies are terrorists!!

And the Schindlers fueled their fire.

[ClassWarrior]

11. Welcome to the Radical RW's "culture of life."

Feh!

NGU.

[tabasco]

47. Yeah, I'm wondering whose lives are being referred to ...

in this "culture of life."

I'm thinking anybody not part of the reich-wing is not included.

[icymist]

12. Another example of George W. Bush's 'culture of life'.

n/t

[Erika]

24. Yes. Kill all those who don't believe in culture of life

True Christians. Gag.

[Pachamama]

35. Culture of Life: You live only if you do as we say & believe you should

...otherwise you should die!

I believe these people if they can take control of the US Judicial System would implement a Judicial system that would allow stoning to death of women if they were guilty of adultery or the same of anyone engaging in homosexuality.

They are nuts, absolutely nuts...and if Americans don't wake up and realize that these people are no different in their type of thinking than the same type of people in Afghanistan who evolved into the Taliban, then we are all in big trouble.

Amazing isn't it? America is evolving into exactly what our founding fathers wanted to avoid...I guess we will all learn in the next decade how good and strong the Constitution of the United States really is and if the founding fathers designed it to truly protect our democracy. But I think its going to need the efforts of its citizens to protect it too.

[Erika]

36. Yes, We're going to have to fight

Bush wants government/business in control of all. He no longer even pretends to be a friend to the worker, the poor, or the needy. He is the opposite of John Paul II.

[nolabels]

66. That's good that pretending is over

So when is chimp leaving anyway?

[jefferson_dem]

13. More threats of violence have been reported -

http://www.nbc5.com/news/4333947/detail.html??z=dp&dpswid=2265994&dppid=65194

[rainbow4321]

15. Judge refused parents request to take her pic/video

From the article:

"The Schindlers also wanted to take photographs and video of their daughter before she died, but Michael Schiavo opposed it and a judge agreed with him."

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Probably a good thing..otherwise we would have them splattered and $old all over the mags and papers, etc...or included in whatever book/mini-series deal they have planned.

[KDLarsen]

54. Yeah, just look at what happened the first time they violated..

.. the courts order NOT to videotape their daughter.

[Emillereid]

14. The Christian Brownshirts encouraged by Delay are on the march!

I truly fear for this country!

[LibDemAlways]

16. Michael Schiavo

will be looking over his shoulder the rest of his life.

[Pachamama]

39. Imagine as a parent how frightened he must be for his children!

This is just so sick! I can't believe what is happening in our country...its truly frightening!

How can he ever know his children are safe? Who wouldn't put it past these whackos coming out of the woodwork not to harm his children?

And what about the rest of his extended family? Seems that anyone with the name "Schiavo" is going to be a target....I will never forget on TV watching Nancy Grace interviewing one of the Friar Tuck "Spiritual Advisors" of the Schindlers say that the name "Schiavo" was going to go down in history with the names like Scott Petersen, OJ Simpson etc. The Interviewer Nancy Grace with a snarl and a nod said "Yeah, don't forget Robert Blake". Unreal - the media has only encouraged this behaviour and these threats and accusations. After Terri died, that same "Spiritual Advisor" talking to a Journalist on CNN said that Terri was murdered and accused Michael Schiavo of that....unbelievable...and the Journalist didn't contradict and say something like "Excuse me Friar Tuck, but to accuse someone of murder when what has actually happened is a husband carrying out the wishes of his wife to not be sustained artificially on life support and over a dozen State and Federal courts and over 32 judges have agreed and ruled as such and in fact ordered her to be taken off life support, that is not murder".... But ofcourse, none of these people are real "journalists"....they are like a bunch of bystanders throwing fuel on a fire and getting excited to see what happens....

I seriously feel for Michael Schiavo and his family...this is a nightmare and what can he do? He must be so afraid for his family...I am.....

[thinkingwoman]

45. I'm sure he's more frightened

for his children than himself. As a parent of two children with a stalker, I know a little about looking over one's shoulder for the rest of one's life.

It's the children that make it worse...that overwhelming fear that you won't be able to protect them from a crazy person. Sick.

Honestly, I think that family should change their names and move.

[Pachamama]

51. I agree...I think that he'd rather die than have anything happen to his

children...If he was so committed and dedicated to the end for Terri, I imagine he'd be nothing less for his children....

I'm sorry that you have had to endure a "stalker"...what an awful way to have to live ones life....:hug:

Meanwhile, think of Michael Schiavo and his family...his brothers and their kids are living in fear, and he is living in fear for his children too. Where can they go? What can they do? And imagine, with all the whack jobs out there, it must be like having 1000's of stalkers out for him.

I don't know if Michael Schiavo would be willing, but I'm sure Canada or Europe would happily welcome him...not that I advocate "running" and leaving ones country, but given how Congress and this President have acted towards him and all the whack jobs and the media, his country has left him...

[thinkingwoman]

77. strangely

I've begun to see good things coming out of having the stalker. We're on year 5 of the latest episode now...3 years since the last contact. Many who hear that say we're out of the woods, but nobody who knows the facts of the case agrees.

Our stalker has gone longer than this without making contact before, so there's really no way of knowing for sure until he is no longer breathing.

My children are now teens, and cannot remember a time when they didn't have to be careful and aware. This has taught us all to always know who is near us, and where exits and escape routes are.

That probably sounds horrible to people who have not lived that way. I know I would have thought so before this came into my life. But, in all honesty, I appreciate each day so much more now. We don't put off telling people we love them and spending free time doing what we want, instead of what people think we should do.

Sorry for the long post. Thanks for the hug.

I wish Michael and the Schiavos the best. They have endured great suffering and negativity. May they find peace.

[Kimber Scott]

18. That "Culture of Life" will kill you every time...

Sometimes I really wish Jesus was coming back...

[Catchawave]

19. I wonder if it would have gone this far...

...if Congress just kept their big fat stupidheads out of this.

And DeLay didn't make that wreckless comment about those responsible will pay for this.

I hope Michael is putting together a really big lawsuit!

[ET Awful]

20. They're against violence yet they have Randall Terry as their

spokesperson?

[AnnInLa]

73. Wasn't it one of Randall Terry's close associates, who killed

an abortion doctor, after Terry's organization put up "Wanted" posters of the doctor?

[ET Awful]

81. Yes.

Which is why I said it :).

[VegasWolf]

21. Jesus, please save us from your followers. n/t

[journalist3072]

27. This is so refreshing! The culture of life well at work!!

If this is supposed to be the culture of life....I think I'll pass, thank you kindly!

[Horse with no Name]

29. Seems to me he needs to hitch a ride on the

Underground Railroad and take his family to Canada or to Europe and live in peace.
I daresay he will never be in peace in this country again.

Shame on the cabal for making our country an unsafe place for any citizen simply for exercising their lawful rights.

[leesa]

30. GOP Fundies are SICK, SICK people!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

32. I wonder if this has anything to do with Cheney putting distance

... between Delays threats and himself today? I'm betting he already knew of these threats and decided to distance himself from their failed experiment.

This entire situation is due to the pot stirring from the republicans. They've unleashed the insane side of the fundies onto an innocent American family. :scared:

[daleo]

34. If something happens, Delay should be charged for aiding and abetting.

After all, his statement sounded awfully like counseling violence. Although I suppose he left a little ambiguity to cover himself i.e. some slither room.

[Nevernose]

37. That man deserves a fucking MEDAL. for duty and responsibility

When reading about how he took care of her, what a devoted husband he was long after her heart attack, to the hell he has endured since trying to end his wife's suffering.

Michael Schiavo brings new meaning to the words "duty" and "responsibility." I honestly don't know if I'd have the strength to go theough all of that -- religious whackos, bomb threats, Jesse Freaking Jackson, the loss and eventual death of his wife...

[ldf]

85. maybe he should

enter politics!

he would certainly have name recognition.

edit to add, what would make him safer? he would be in the public eye at all times.

[nicktom]

38. Sean Hannity n/t

[IndianaGreen]

40. Perhaps Mr. Schiavo is reaping some of what he has sown...

Explain where is the mercy in this:

The Schindlers' request for a share of the ashes or even a lock of their daughter's hair has also been refused.

<snip>

Other alleged snubs include having his wife's wedding ring melted down to make a ring for himself.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/04/03/wschi03.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/04/03/ixworld.html

I don't know about the truthfulness of what became of Terri's ring, but there is no disputing the fact that the man that some see as a modern Saint Michael, did refuse to give the Schindlers a lock of their daughter's hair and a share of the ashes.

This has been a very ugly feud fought in front of a global audience. It is noteworthy that the late Pope John Paul II intervened three times in the Schiavo case. Michael Schiavo ignored the Pope's pleas just as George W. Bush ignored the Pope when he pleaded for the life of those on Texas death row.

[Erika]

43. Any parent who chose to violate their child's privacy

as the Schindlers did, and chose to make her a poster child for their
political agenda, and profit by her condition has no right to make any claims against Michael.

[FlaGranny]

44. Just maybe he might be just a little bit

PO'd at them. He's been accused of being a murderer, he's been accused of trying to kill his wife in the hospice, he's been taken to court how many times? And now, because of all this his life is being threatened? Think I'd be a little PO'd at them too.

[thinkingwoman]

46. How is having the ring

melted down as a ring for himself a snub? of anyone?

[imenja]

64. cancel

deleted my post.


I'm not going to join in on the gossip. It's all their business now. Let's just hope it stays off the news for good.

[thinkingwoman]

75. fair enough

I agree completely with your last sentence though!

[noamnety]

87. It's not a snub

It's a sentimental thing to do.

I looked into melting down my wedding ring from my ex to make a ring for our daughter with her birthstone, since the ring means nothing to me now but I thought it would to her, and it seemed disrespectful to sell it, even though we were divorced and I'm remarried.

I ended up not doing it because the cost of melting it down was more than the cost of just buying a new one, and I didn't have a lot of spare cash at the time. It's not something you do to save a buck.

[mondo joe]

49. What an appalling lack of discernment on your part.

I'm ashamed to be in the same party.

[sonicx]

50. retaliation threats seem a tad more serious than not gettin a lock of hair

[MisterP]

57. arrrrg! *clutches head*

[NVMojo]

61. it all goes back to this ...is it really any of our fecking business??

Who gives a shit at this point? The only thing I give a shit about is the fact that we have idiots in the White House and Congress who got involved and intruded on a family feud. A good case can be made that one of them, DeLay the Unethical, has attempted to incite violence against the Schiavos.

The Schindlers should be charged with an enhanced crime "disturbing the peace" or something of that nature by dragging us into this frigging soap opera.

[Nay]

68. Gosh, those parents have been visiting Terri for 15 years, and

never got a lock of her hair in the whole 15 years, and not even when the deathwatch began?? Gee. Wonder why, if it was so important to them?

<sarcasm>

Come on, folks, they're just jerking the husband around with all this bullshit. They want keep the feud going, and he wants nothing to do with them at all.

[Name removed]

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[BiggJawn]

83. Could all this "News" about the "Evil of Michael"...

Just be so much RW-controlled-Press BULLSHIT?

"Other alleged snubs include having his wife's wedding ring melted down to make a ring for himself."

SNUB? Oh, Puh-LEEEESE! He gave that ring to HER. on death it should revert back to him. Do divorced women give THEIR wedding rings to THEIR parents? Hell, no, some of them have nipple rings made from them. When you break an engagement, do you give the ring to your parents, or to the guy you broke up with?

I think that's actually touching, considering that he COULD have put it up on E-bay and retired to The Hamptons on what it'd bring...

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that OTHER woman of his....

[oldcoot]

90. Does his sister-in-law also deserve death threats?

I remember reading a few days ago about a "pro-lifer" who decided to threaten Schiavo's sister-in-law. Since I doubt she played a role in the decision-making process, I am wondering what justification there is for threatening her life.

Yes, I am not surprised that the late Pope John Paul II tried to intervene in Terri Schiavo's case. However, I doubt very strongly that the Pope would have advocated violence against Schiavo for ignoring his pleas.

[RetroLounge]

91. Wow, still peddling Bullshit, I see.

:eyes:

RL

[LeftyMom]

101. Dividing ashes is against Catholic teachings

requiring that cremains be handled and interred with all the respect one would give an intact body. That the Schindlers asked means that they don't care about thier family's professed beleifs except when they can use them to their own advantage.

Likewise, removing part of her body without the intent to bury it probably wouldn't be acceptable.

[et in Arcadia ego...]

42. "the non-peaceful will become more non-peaceful" WTF?

That's what one of these right-wing screwballs told me after Terri Schiavo died (an online conversation). I think it was his politically correct way of saying the violent will become more violent. I told him to bring it on! Ha, culture of life my ass.

[Geo55]

48. Scary stuff !

Sooo...the circus tent has folded n' the clowns have gone rogue.
This was anticipated , but , very very saddening.

[fooj]

52. Sounds more like "Culture of Death" to me!!!

:spank: Shameless hypocrites!

Peace!

[ngGale]

55. A rose in her hand and a kiss goodbye...

Mr Schiavo's friends and family speak of a man who honored his wife's wishes and released her from what he perceived to be a life without hope. After cradling her in his arms as she died on Thursday morning, he placed a rose in her hand and kissed her goodbye.
___________________________snip_______________________________

A rose in her hand and a kiss goodbye. IMO, he gave Terri more respect than her parents. With the parent's and their media blitz while showing that tape every day - they took away her dignity!

I wish only the best for his family, where will they go?

Very sad, indeed.

If the parent's are SO Catholic, why would they ask for part of the ashes? Wrong in the eyes of the church, so much for their practice of faith. Micheal made the right decision.

[shadowknows69]

56. The fatwa on Salman Rushdie

is probably easy street compared to the lunatic assassins for christ there must be out for MS right now.

[NVMojo]

59. The Schindler's helped incite the anger of the fundie extremists ...

if something happens to Michael, they walk a fine line ...

These fundie extremists remind me of the KKK "holier than thous".

[saigon68]

62. They are one and the same

EVIL hateful Fundamentalist Nut-Jobs

THE TALIBORN AGAIN

[msu2ba]

65. "Yeah, we abhor violence,......

.....even to adulterous, abusive and scumsucking murderers like our son-in-law."

How sincere.

[FreeStateDemocrat]

67. MSM is to blame for broadcasting hate monger’s hysteria too nation.

I watched very little of the coverage but I heard a spokesperson make the statement that if she died “there would be hell to pay.” I found this to be a quite chilling call for vengeance. It was irresponsible of CNN to allow what can only be considered a threat of retribution to be carried on their network. Pandering to the lowest of human emotions must garner the good ratings that result in higher advertising rates and plenty of money. Our culture is devolving and greedy bottom feeding gatekeepers like the MSM are very much to blame for much of the historic divisiveness in our country.

[Jade Fox]

69. Excellent points.....

They media has empowered these religious terrorists. If violence does
happen, the media will have a lot to answer for.

[Solly Mack]

70. How do you hook up with Randall Terry and abhor violence or threats of..?

Randall Terry is all about the language of violence.

What a crock of shit...

[dkofos]

71. Death threats from right to lifers

Doesn't get any more illogical than that.

What a joke

[Window]

72. How disgusting.

I hope he and his family move away and can have a relatively safe and normal life.

[apple_ridge]

74. Right to Life Death Squads

Hypocrisy at its ugliest.

[kypper]

78. He can come live in Canada

Not one person I have spoken with here agreed with the RW on this issue.

[alarimer]

80. so much for the "culture of life"

when did it become okay for them to threaten people who don't agree with them??

Oh, I forget, their "spiritual leaders" in congressdo this all the time.

Asshole fundy freaks.

[bluedog]

82. News ...Judge Greeer.hes well protected..........

...well protected....I know for a fact



if you want to know if the judges are being protected......I know for a fact that Greer is.......my husband is an exterminator and does a condo complex.......here in St pete.......yesterday was his day to do__________.....he pulled into parking lot.....and immediately stopped by sheriffs..ask what his business was.his ID..his sheets showing condos to be sprayed....his spray tank was checked.......when he got to the __floor...................their was a sheriff st every end of the hallway...and sheriffs pacing the walkways.he again was asked his business.ID.chemical tank contents...............

All these 15 years we had had this condo account....we never paid attention to the tenants names..as the condo association pays the bill.....I am really surprized..........

so our sheriffs are probably doing the same with Michael and his family and other law enforcements the same for the other judges.......

[Junkdrawer]

89. A Greeer or a Schiavo death would be bad news for Jeb...

so he better have the police mobilized.

[0007]

86. Can't the authorities find where these threats are coming from?

Just give junior the evil eye and ten SS men will jump 'ya!

[HockeyMom]

88. Newsday Piece Today on Randall Terry

Article said he decided to go on a sabbatical after his problems with his marriage, his son, and his "crushing defeat in running for an Upstate New York Congressional Seat", which is why he hasn't been the public eye lately. According to the article, the Schindler's contacted him to help create media attention to their daughter's cause. He was also involved in the Cruzan case back in 1990. It seems he took it upon himself to go to Missouri back then to try to convince the parents of Nancy Cruzan to not pull her feeding tube. Obviously, to no avail. At any rate, it seems the Schiavo/Schindler case was not his first foray into death matters. He also stated in the article that he plans to become more involved not just with the fight to "save babies", but also to save the physically "disabled".

So, we can look forward to seeing more of Mr. Terry. Oh, goody.

[elehhhhna]

92. Michael Schiavo in hiding after death threats

Michael Schiavo in hiding after death threats
By Jacqui Goddard in Pinellas Park, Florida
(Filed: 03/04/2005)

Terri Schiavo's widower has gone into hiding because of the furore over his wife's death and has sought police protection.

Michael Schiavo, 41, is under guard three days after his disabled wife died from dehydration at a Florida hospice.


A protester outside the hospice where Terri Schiavo died

She had spent 13 days without food or water after a United States judge upheld Mr Schiavo's claim that she would not have wished to continue life in a persistently vegetative state.

"His goal is to find safe housing because of these death threats," said a friend, Alan Shoopak. "It's not over. Unfortunately, it's just beginning."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/04/03/wschi03.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/04/03/ixworld.html

[physioex]

93. So much for the "Culture of Life".....

Notice how he was the only one who wasn't getting his face on television after Terry's passing.....

[bamacrat]

94. Because he was the only one who had Terri's best interests on his mind.

[physioex]

98. Exactly...EOM

[stray cat]

95. My thought exactly

[physioex]

99. I just beat you to the post....

;)

[Placebo]

96. "Culture of Life" = Murder anyone who stands in your way

:eyes:

[Bake]

97. The hypocrisy is staggering!

Culture of life, my ass.

Bake

[Bark Bark Bark]

100. "We gonna KILL ya, ya murderin' heathen!!"

*a summary*

"We gonna kill ya, n'if'n we can't gitcha, we'll gitcha FAMILY!!"
"You mean, like my wife?"
"YEAH! YEAH! We'll rape'er, n'kill'er, n'rape'er dead body!! In the Lord's holy name!"
"Why would you do that?"
"BECAUSE YA MURDERED YA WIFE!! ...Waitaminnit..."
(Redneck's head smolders, explodes)
"...She was Jewish, you know."
(Remains of redneck's head immediately burst into intense flame)
(Redneck's body gets up, casually sits at bar, pours beer into neck)

[Voltaire99]

102. Yikes! That "culture of life" isn't messing around!

Apparently they're going to prove how much they love life, even if it kills somebody!