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let's embargo them some more, cut off all aide and send in illegal troops to kill people. Oops, wait we're already doing that. OK let's invade and take our sugar back dammit. So many journalists, so few images of Cuban atrocities, hell we got more Bigfoot pictures than Cuban atrocities.
Let's join hands with Cuba, sit down and talk to Its leaders, work as a global team to improve conditions in Cuba through friendship and not threats, wow, what a concept, extending a hand no matter what a countries political beliefs are.
On second thought lets just blow the crap out of them, it's kinda working so far I guess.
Mothers, keep having babies cuz we're gonna need them for the invasion of Cuba. No dear, we didn't try diplomacy before your son died. Why? Well because they were dirty commie rat bastards and we feel that your son's life was worth crushing that. But why invade at all? Well dear we wanted that sugar and some people, I won't mention names wanted their casinos back.
Ohhh OK, I understand now my son died for sugar and casinos.
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