2. Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi could form a new country:
"Fundica." It could secede from the Union and appoint Pat Robertson as its president. The Bible would be the constitution. Homosexuality could be outlawed-punishible by death or banishment to the United States. Missionary-position sex-only would be permissible and then only once a month. You would have to sign an affidavit stating that it is for procreation or face penalties. Children would not be allowed to have sex of any kind until they reach the age of 21 when it would be mandated that they marry. No public schools. Churches will control all schooling. The democratic party would be outlawed. There would be no taxes. Everyone must attend church on Sunday and tithe which will fund the government. Nothing much else would be important since fundies are obsessed with sex and religion. The borders would be closed to all except "christian visitors." Other good names for the country are "Chastitia" "Falwellia" AND "Saint Ronnia"
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