Deer Crossing - Red State Style [View All]

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- The Song of Hiya Abbott-
In the bar called Gitchee Goomee,
In the village they call Crown Point,
Sits the hoosier Timboy Abbot,
Guzzles Pabst Blue Ribbon freely.
When the far more cheery drunkards
Call out loudly "Hiya, Abbott!"
He slurs loudly, "Damn those Damned Deer!
Damned near hit my truck on way here,
Show those bucks who owns the road, man!!"
Types an email on his Android.
Falls across the bar unconscious.




Cross posted from Lounge (edited for typos)