Reply #19: The annual family income would be much higher than that... [View All]

[hunter]

... but dad is embezzling from the family business to support his cocaine habit, his mistresses and prostitutes, his bookie, his thugs and cronies, his day trading, his corporate jets and yachts, his gym memberships, his apartments in Manhattan, London, Singapore, and Rio...

And then he says he's so tired and he works so hard and he's never home, and his taxes are too high, so sorry mom, I guess you'll have to apply for food stamps and hope you don't get sick before the SSI comes through, and maybe you can patch that hole in the roof and fix the leaky toilet and hold the rusty old car together with that magic tape you see on TV.

Here's ten dollars...