Rick Santorum said he would add more bedrooms to the White House [View All]

[JohnnyRingo]

...because he has seven kids.

Screw you Santorum. Own up to your contraceptive failures and tell Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, and Doc that "life's tough", and they're gonna have to double up. The Brady Bunch did it goddammit, and they turned out fine... and their dad was gay!

Leave our national monument alone. We don't need the home of America's first family to look like an Altoona Motel 6. Even worse, Santorum will probably get the extra bedrooms by burning all the books in the library except one and cutting it up into his personal spawn sanctuary.

Though the odds of this happening stand little chance beyond a natural disaster that limits the field to the population of a New York City taxi cab, I thought it needed said.