Reply #11: Objection (I am 5'3") [View All]

[Jack Rabbit]

OK, that's enough from you mutants. It's time for us to take over.

After 6000 years of civilization under the control of predominantly tall men, we have resource wars, pollution, selfish business leaders and corrupt politicians.

Obviously, the world would be a much better place under us. (Well, we couldn't possibly make it worse, could we?)

Just think. If Napoleon had been successful in Russia, the greatest beneficiaries would have been the Russian people themselves. Serfdom would have ended and industrialization begun decades before either actually took place. Unfortunately, the Russian people had to suffer under the Romanovs for another century and then seven and a half decades under the Communists. Obviously, these were tall people, as can be plainly seen from the mess they made.

We is we short people who are better than you. Besides Napoleon, Picasso and (obviously) Jesus were short men. And don't believe that anti-American, pro-mutant propaganda about Lincoln being 6'4". That was put out by a bunch of mutant slave owners and secessionists. Lincoln, obviously, was short.

Short people of the world, unite. You are superior. You have a world to win.