Reply #14: After absorbing all of the individual media reports [View All]

[4nic8em]

of the events at Bin Ladens compound, here are some of the facts which I have garnished to date:

After the SEAL team landed, they encountered 2 AK toting Pakistani men accompanied by no less than 6 squirrel monkeys who scattered immediately causing one of the women (who was painting her toenails out on the pool deck) to trip, which startled Osama while he was saddling his zebra because he wanted to run to the tastee freeze for a mocha deluxe. No, No wait...

After the commandos entered the upstairs bedroom (believed to be Osamas), a badger, or a single wombat (facts a little cloudy) grabbed one of the coffee mugs (still hot on the nightstand next to the bed) and threw it out the window and into one of the helicopters intakes causing it to crash...No, wait, Hold on just a second...

Osama and the seven dwarfs were staying up late watching Charlie Sheen and Donald Trump talk about birth certificates and such, when all of a sudden, a bunch of men ran inside with guns and started making popcorn and dancing the "Dougie". Osamas 19 year old son got pissed and threw a bottle of Cerveza at one of the women who shot herself in the leg and got really really mad because she had to stop folding laundry. hold on, damn it...

You get my point...

This was a SEAL team, we all know what they do (and they do it very well). This was a "sweep and clear" event, plain and simple, wait and see...

Synopsis: Sumbitch is dead...end of story.