I've Seen The Light! I Finally Get It! Go Obama!!!!!!!!!!! Go U.S.A.!!!!!!! [View All]

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So Mr. Obama is the GREATEST POLITICAL GENIUS who has ever lived. He is unbelievably AMAZING!!

All this time, I thought he was really throwing liberals, the poor, the Constitution, and any meaningful fullfillment of his promises to those of us who elected him, under the proverbial bus. But now I see the TRUTH!! Isn't he incredible??

And I just have to add (I don't mean to gush - no wait, yes I do!) that President Obama's awesomeness continues to be awesomely impressive!!

I'm sure he's got a few of you - a very small few, I am certain - buying into the strategy I am now seeing unfold before my unbelieving eyes he is using to smite our enemies, those Tea Bagger Republicans and their Evil Overlord Corporations! Boo, bad guys!! Booooooooo!!!!!!!

See, if you haven't figured it out yet, our Great President is just PRETENDING to capitulate at every turn to Republican demands! He is just making it look like, through surrounding himself with Wall Street bankster bigshots like little Timmy G. and that super cool guy from GE, and Daley and all those other bigshots, that he all about the status quo for the wealthy! When he agreed to keep Bush's tax cuts for the wealthy in place, that was merely his first step in implementing Plan Long View (that's just my super secret decoder name for it, I'm sure his is waaayyyy cooler), and after the 2012 election he will spring his trap! KA-POWWIE go the bad guys!!

This is such an exciting time to be an American!! I know, it is inconvenient for some of us, maybe even hard or seemingly impossible, what with rising gas and food and clothes and rent and medical bills and payments for this and that and everything else, to make ends meet. And I know some of us will be going to bed hungry tonight, and tomorrow, and for a while to come. And some of us, unfortunately, will probably give our lives as we get through Plan Long View, from insurance company shenanigans, or regulatory failures, or food supply disruption, or maybe a falling apart bridge or something. I promise, as I'm certain Mr. Obama does, your sacrifice will not be in vain. Might I suggest? A picture of President Obama in your living space, will help a bunch, if you need inspiration or a reminder of just what exactly we are fighting for in 2012 - this can go a long way to keeping your spirits ever rising as we gear up to win in 2012 and send those Tea Baggering Repuklickers and their putrid money mongers packing!!!!!!

SHARED SACRIFICE, folks! Our President is telegraphing his plan to us, trying to help us get ready for his great strategy to unfold after he magnanimously spends $1 billion to win in 2012! Keep gathering your pennies for the big fight to come, folks! Obama needs those pennies if he is going to reach that billion dollar mark! Come on, dig deeper and deeper and deeper than you ever have before!! SHARED SACRIFICE!! SHARED SACRIFICE!! Come on, say it with me!! SHARED SACRIFICE!! SHARED SACRIFICE!!

The right wing is SO DAMN SCARY and MIGHTY that our even mightier President has to trick them into believing he is weak and will drop his stated core values in a shot to further that image for those terrible, awful Republicans! Why, if he were to show them how mighty he actually was, they wouldn't get to take all of the rope he is feeding them! And then after we have spent every free penny we have to help him win in 2012, just watch! KA-BLOOEY!!!!!!!! He will throw off his weak-kneed, lilly-livered coward facade, and SHOW THEM THE REAL POWER OF THE PRESIDENT!!!

So start gathering your coins - folding money if you can, too. Skip meals, or only take your meds every other day - or feed the kids shredded newspaper and mayonnaise - they won't know the difference from the bologna you can buy at the store these days anyway! And take those savings and start sending them to our President so he can win in 2012 and show those evil Republicans and Tea Baggerinos and Banksters who is really THE BOSS!!

And don't forget to support your Democratic incumbants! Think yard sales - do you really need three pairs of jeans, two pairs of shoes? You won't need that can opener soon - hock to an unsuspecting neighbor! And then take whatever you raise and ship it off to your Democrat running in 2012!

WE CAN DO THIS! WE CAN WIN EVERYTHING BACK! ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS BELIEVE IN PRESIDENT OBAMA, AND THE U.S.A.!!!!!!

Go Obama!!!!! Go U.S.A.!!!!!!!