Who the hell's afraid of Jeb Bush??? [View All]

[Ross K]

You know, I guess I'm not too bright, 'cause it's only been in the past three weeks that I've been seeing these "reports" on how John Ellis Bush could defeat Obama in '12. Yes, he speaks fluent Spanish. Yes, I have been told by The Mediocracy that the Hispanic vote is crucial to Obama's reelection. But saying, "Hi, I'm a banker and a realtor by trade, and I wanna slash spending, repeal healthcare, let Wall Street run amok, while maintaining my bro's tax cuts for millionaires" in Spanish, or English, or Alpha fucking Centaurian, is the same old, same old!

I cannot fathom how anyone could take this shit seriously!