Reply #22: A friend of mine has a sister who has a small dog [View All]

[MadMaddie]

who was industrious enough to figure out she could jump on the dining room chairs and then on to the table...

Well one night they were having polish sausage.....the humans got up to clean the table....the sly dog waited for her opening....

1. Humans left the table - check
2. Humans backs are to dog - check
3. Human left the chair pulled out - check
4. Humans still not looking - check
5. Jump on to chair - check
6. Jump on to table - check
7. Swallow one polish sausage - check
8. Second polish almost do.... oops humans are looking at me, now they are yelling, swallow what I can - check
9. Lying on back now on the couch, not sure why my stomach is bloated and I am so sleepy....

She was okay!! Had bit of an upset tummy which is to be expected...

Needless to say they were much more careful about keeping the chairs pushed in....she is much older now so she doesn't have her jumping legs anymore.

Just sayin...they can be sneaky!! My boy Max is allergic to chicken and turkey proteins so he doesn't get anything like that.