Reply #35: A Uniquely American solution to shit in the food supply: make them eat it anyway. [View All]

[kenny blankenship]

Milo: I want to serve this to the men. Taste it and let me know
what you think.

Yossarian - What is it?
Milo : Chocolate-covered cotton.

Yossarian - (Spits) Are you crazy?
Milo: (worried) No good?

Yossarian - Christsakes, you didn't even take the seeds out!
Milo : Is it really that bad?

Yossarian - IT'S COTTON!
Milo: They've got to learn to like it.
Yossarian - Why?
Milo: I saw an opportunity to corner the market in cotton.
I didn't know there' d be a glut! I've got warehouses full of it
all over Europe. People eat cotton candy right? This is
better, it's made out of real cotton.
Yossarian - People can't eat cotton!
Milo : They've got to, for the Syndicate.
Yossarian - It will make them sick. Try it yourself if you don't believe me.
Milo: I did, and it made me sick.
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