the RNC just called me for a donation(a good laugh I think) [View All]

[rurallib]

Back in 1992 the Dems had no primary, so I went to the poll and declared as a Republican so I could vote in the Republican primary against our governor for life, Terry Branstadt.
The repugs have not let me alone since. This has led to some really humorous situations, especially in the past 6 or so years. Once I thought I gave a congressman a heart attack when I pulled my "republican card" out of my pocket.
Here is today's tale:


RNC: Is Mr. xxxx there?
Me: I be Mr. xxxxx.
RNC: This is the RNC. After our smashing victories in NJ and Va Tuesday the Republican party is setting its sights on a tremendous repudiation of the Obama admin and its tax and spend policies. Can you help us to victory with a contribution of $500?
Me: I lost my job under George W. Bush. And his crash wiped out my retirement savings.
RNC: Did that in any way color your political leanings? ( he really said that) Do you still support Republican policies?
Me: You fucking right it did. I need single payer health care right now. You guys gonna get that?
RNC (shakily) nnno
Me: That guy was the worst fucking leader of anything ever. #2 was Herbert Hoover. You gonna deny they were republicans?
RNC: Not the first time I have heard that today.
Me (breaking in) and Michael Steele got to be about the dumbest sum bitch around.
RNC: This call was paid for ........
Me: And your candidates stink.
RNC: (click)