Reply #18: First, we staple Rahm Emmanuel to the roof of the Foggy Bottom Metro Station and leave him there [View All]

[Nikki Stone1]

Then we tell Michelle Bachmann and the other RW crazies that we've spotted the anti Christ in the Mojave Desert. We send them out with holy water, Bibles, and wooden stakes to wander in the desert for 40 weeks.

Then we run through a 1 page bill that extends Medicare for everyone and a 9-page addendum that describes how we pay for it.

Then, we have lunch.