Reply #61: Do I hear a SONG?! Profuse apologies to Monty Python: [View All]

[WinkyDink]

I'm an English major and alone;
I write bad prose and I read John Donne!
(He's an English major and alone;
He writes bad prose and he reads John Donne)

I read a poem, I scan its rhyme,
Iamb, dactyl, trochee!
On Sundays I do crosswords,
With my Parker pen! Tee-hee!
(He reads a poem, he eats his lunch,
...He's an English major....)

I find motifs, I deconstruct,
I Criticize a-New!
I'll analyze a novel, 'til in my face I'm blue!
(He finds motifs, he deconstructs,.....
He's an English major....)

I read Great Books, I wear thick specs,
Tooth braces and a shawl.
I wish I were a Bronte
Of any sex at all.
(He reads Great Books, he wears thick specs,...
He's an English major....)