Reply #58: Now, that may be only partly true [View All]

[RedLetterRev]

since what I heard (and again, it was only partly corroborated by an unnamed witness at a crisco and bondage party) that he is most definitely not into farm animals, but rather small animals. While it may or may not have been a gerbil, the source definitely noted it was of genus rodentia that was being introduced, shall we say, to a rather personal orifice. Now, Corsi hasn't denied this and I do find the MSM strangely silent about this occurrence. But I must be strong about this. My sources are adamant that he is not having sex with large four-legged animals.

Later, in complete refutation of the first claim of a normally unimpeachable source, it was noted that at the same crisco-and-bondage party he was seen praying on his knees in front of another male in the traditional pre-Christian manner, bowing rapidly at the shoulders. It was noted also that, in the manner of our dear Lord, he was also being flogged about the shoulders in atonement for the sinfulness having taken place around him. Our sources conflict on his prior participations, so we can only guess that he might have been present at the crisco-and-bondage party in actuality to save souls. Yes, that must be it! We must rightfully assume he was praying for the leather-clad sinner's soul, because a tithe was accepted, money changing hands, which we must further assume was immediately to be turned over to the church. Wouldn't this be right? Of course it must be. I read it on the internets somewhere.

Again, this is what our sources say, and as yet no-one has come forward to refute or deny either of the claims. I mean, if someone is going to spend time on his knees praying for a burley, leather-clad sinner, he may as well be collecting tithes, right? Oh, why won't MSM give Corsi beatitudes and praise for such selfless acts of prayerful kindness?