HOW TO TELL REPUBLICANS FROM DEMOCRATS - Cute.... [View All]

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HOW TO TELL REPUBLICANS FROM DEMOCRATS:

* Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.
* Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabagas produced
in this
country. The remainder is thrown out.
* Republicans usually wear hats and always clean their paint
brushes.
* Democrats give their worn-out clothes to those less fortunate.
Republicans wear theirs.
* Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs.
* Democrats name their children after currently-popular sports
figures,
politicians, and entertainers. Republican children are named after
their
parents or grandparents, according to where the money is.
* Democrats keep trying to cut down on smoking but are not
successful.
Neither are Republicans.
* Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is
seldom
any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't.
* Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats
put
them in the bottom of the bird cage.
* Most of the stuff alongside the road has been thrown out of car
windows
by Democrats.
* Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats
raise
Airedales, kids, and taxes.
* Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the
wall.
* Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry
Republican
girls, but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first.
* Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans
follow the
plans their grandfathers made.
* Republicans sleep in twin beds - some even in separate rooms.
That is
why there are more Democrats