Millions of men over 45 men just don't feel like they use to... [View All]

[WCGreen]

No fucking shit.

I'm over 45. I ain't 25 anymore.

I can't play shortstop anymore.

My pants are a sckootch tighter. (No they aren't. I realized that over time my weight shifts. 36' waist is the new 34' waste...)

And I sometime have to take a pee and nothing comes out for a while. (They have a pill for that, I am told.)

Guess what Mister Madison Avenue demographic parsing man.

I am getting older.

If all I ever do is worry about trying to be 25, 35 or even 45 again, how can I possibly enjoy being 52?

So you know how I handle getting older?

I read more now.

People actually ask me for my "sage" advice and sometimes even take it to heart.

I can go someplace now and look forward to the getting there as well as the pleasure of being there.

I enjoy the little things life has to offer more and more as I grow older.

My suggestion for a long enjoyable life.

Enjoy it as you go along.