God, I hate SUV's.. [View All]

[Cleetus]

It's getting bad. AReally bad. I drive 40 miles each way to work. It's gotten to the point that every time I'm nect to some piece of shit SUV I take a peek at the driver and call him/her a stupid, selfish asshole.

There are *only* three reasons to drive one of these things-

1) You live in Vermont and need the 4 wheel drive to get up the hill that gets you home
2) You're pulling a trailer
3) You have a large family

One good reason *not* to drive one of these big, pointless, pretentious pieces of shit is that it "makes you feel safe".

Learn to fucking drive...

Even the names of these fucking things suggest stupidity.

Explorer
Excursion
Expedition
Navigator
Forester
Pilot
Aviator
Yukon
Denali
Discovery
Sequoia

What are they trying to tell us? That it's some kind of adventure driving some obese gas guzzler to Starbucks for a cup of coffee?

How about more realistic names for these abortions-on-wheels? Names like the "Kia Placenta" or maybe the "Lincoln Pretense"?

There is nothing more frustrating than being stuck behind a hummer being driven by a 90 lb. woman talking on her cell phone.

Rant over.