"Mr President, what about the high price of Hot Pockets?" [View All]

[CoffeeCat]

I firmly believe that the QUESTIONS asked to this walking abomination, should
be directly proportional to the intelligence he provides in his ANSWERS.

If Junior wants to clown around and act like a fumbling moron--that's fine. However,
watching a grown man answer questions about complex geo-political issues--while displaying
such a grand buffet of stupidity--is, well...painful.

His answers not only hurt my brain--they sprout mini cheese graters in my head that scourge
my synaptic gaps. My DNA is no longer in double-helix form and my mitochrondria are imploding.

We don't need to see this mental-sack-of-wet-mice--pontificate about the intricacies
of the American economy--while wildly gesticulating, snorting, squinting, smirking and
fidgeting like a weasel on acid.

It's excruciating.

Our country needs to stop showcasing this adultified child--attempting to answer big-boy questions.

Please. Just ask him about Hot Pockets. Only Hot Pockets. Do not stray from the topic of Hot Pockets.

Ever.

Does he prefers the Ham and Cheese variety over the Chicken and Broccoli?

How does he keep from scalding the roof of his mouth, when the Hot Pocket contents are like molten lava?

Hot Pockets has a healthy version called "Lean Pockets." Given the high sodium and fat content, is the
word "lean" a lie?

I'm begging. Only Hot Pocket questions.