Reply #3: Breaking: Republic of Freedonia joins Coalition!! [View All]

[Leopolds Ghost]

After George Bush made a surprise fisit to Ms. Gloria Teasdale,
chief creditor and promoter of Freedonian interests before the
World Bank and the IMF,

a financial arrangement was made whereby 4,000 of Freedonia's
Crack Troops will join the War on Terror in Afghanistan.

In return, Bush intends to divorce his first wife and marry Ms.
Teasdale, just as soon as he sows a few wild oats in the
neighboring Sylvania.

President Bush made a stirring speech to the assembled citizens
of Freedonia (news, audio, video):

"If you think this country's bad off now /
just wait'll I get through with it!"

In other news, a member of the White House Entourage, Mr. Chicolini,
was arrested on charges of being an Italian spy. Evidence released to
CNN reveal he participated in the crude forgery of documents
purported to be from the West African country of Niger.

When asked to account for his whereabouts, Mr. Chicolini's aide stated
that he had visited Niger to take pictures of the native girls, but
they weren't developed. However, he is planning to return there next year, and --

This just in, another White House aide, "Scooter", has been arrested
on charges of consorting with a Freedonian page of the opposite sex!

When asked to comment, Mr. Scooter produced a fish.

http://filmsite.org/duck.html