Reply #4: Osama's on the roof [View All]

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Old joke: A guy tells his sister that the cat died. She collapses in grief nearly having a stroke. She says, "Did you have to be so blunt? I needed more time to process the idea of death. Couldn't you have just said, 'The cat's on the roof' or something like that? The next week, the brother calls his sister and says, "Terrible news. Grandma's on the roof."