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Wed Sep-20-06 02:43 PM
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6. Everything's good for the GOP

They're in power? Good!

They've totally fucked up everything they've touched? More good news, because now they can all run as "reform" candidates.

They're up in the polls? Good!

They're down in the polls? More good news, because the polls will only go up.

We got hit by the worst terrorist attack ever? Good!

We haven't done a damn thing about it? More good news, because that's always at the top of the to-do list.

They're launching an unprovoked invasion of Iraq? Good!

We're hopelessly mired in a quagmire with no prospect for change? More good news, because they can say they're staying the course like all good Americans always do.

See? It doesn't matter what they do or what happens, everything redounds to the benefit of the Republicans. It's their naturally sunny nobility.

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