Reply #94: Wonkette - First, They Shot Our Friendly Dogs For No Apparent Reason [View All]

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http://www.wonkette.com/politics/dogs/first-they-shot-our-friendly-dogs-for-no-apparent-reason-200102.php

Dupont Circle got a grim preview of the new America — constant war against everything all the time — when the beloved pet of a friendly street preacher was murdered, execution style, in front of horrified residents.

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A peaceful late-summer afternoon at the park had become a blood-soaked scene of screaming chaos. The government assassins claimed Precious “aggressively ran toward the officer.”

Wonkette operatives say the crazed cop was screaming and the dog — like everybody else hanging around the fountain — simply directed its attention to the government madman.

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The real cause of the murder seems to be this: A power-mad federal cop told Texas Joe to put Precious on a leash, and when the harmless homeless man didn’t jump fast enough for the cop, the cop shot Precious dead.