Friday Freeper Follies Kynd v. Freeper in his car just now. [View All]

[KyndCulture]

Ok I just walked 4 blocks in the rain to pick up some cigarettes.

I cross one very major road on my journey and it's 5pm off work traffic.

I am wearing this sweatshirt and had my hair in a ball cap cause it's pouring:



So I'm waiting by the cross walk and hear "FUCKING TRAITOR" shouted out a window. Didn't register at first, then I saw it... the W sticker and the magnet.

Oh it's on now motherfucker. Rain be damned.

So Kynd shouts back "FUCKING FASCIST". The normal response out of my mouth to a republican yelling at me.

He starts yelling something unintelligable at me, so I say, PULL OVER if you want to talk to me, coward.

So he does. Struts out of his car with his cowboy boots, stupid hat, in full MORAN garb.

He charges up close to me (now lemme tell you, this doesn't scare me cause I'm 500 ft from a police station and I can take a freeper anywhere anytime)

He stops dead in his tracks and finally sees my face and says, OH you're a girl. Sorry bout that.

I said HOLD IT BUDDY. You wanna call me a traitor you better back it up no matter what gender I happen to be. Women got the right to vote a long time ago, mister.

Well why you wearing that traitorous shirt, we're at war ya know.

I said, well actually NO, we aren't at war, we are involved in an occupation that was not deemed a war by congress.

He looks really confused, first he's arguing with a "traitor" then he's arguing with a "woman" he don't know what to say.

So I follow up with my usual volley of questions:

With only 33% of this country supporting bush why are you still supporting him?

Because he's keeping us safe.

From what?

Terrorists.

Ever seen one in Detroit Lakes?

um... confused look again. His brain is frying, I can see it.

Support the Iraq occupation?

Yes I do, they are better off.

Your kids in Iraq?

No in college.

SIGH.... then you don't support the occupation if your family is not willing to go.

nother confused look, but I can tell he's getting mad. (WOOOT!!! Mission accomplished)

Once again, terrorism and iraq aside, WHY are you supporting Bush?

Cause the economy is getting better than it was when that bastard clinton was president.

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DRIVING THIS RUSTED OUT 15 YR OLD PIECE OF SHIT CAR?



Game over...took my hat off, tossed my long pony tail at him and crossed the street.

:nuke: You, mister freeper, have just been Kyndly Cultured with the truth. Oh I know it hurts.