Reply #46: On other news: "Belief in heaven causing rampant orgies [View All]

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of dying."

Scientists discover that belief in heaven causes death.

Research has proved that increase in age is associated with
an increased likelihood of a belief in heaven. Correlating
this with data proving a direct correlation between
increased age and increased death rates, it beomes obvious
that it is the belief in heaven which is causing the
escalation in deaths.

It has therefore become of national importance to prevent
such a belief from killing people by passing a law against
all religion which suggests the existance of an afterlife.
So from this day forth, our government will prevent all
religion-related deaths by making it a capital offence to
hold any religious belief.

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Kailassa/131