Ahhh...fun with Republican phone numbers! [View All]

[CoffeeCat]

I swear on my life--these are the ACTUAL phone numbers of select U.S. Republican Senators.

The numbers correspond to letters on the phone dial--and the letters actually spell out these words.

is it coincidence that these words reflect their noxious personalities? You be the judge.

(To gear up for the 08 elections, I took some creative liberties and added some campaign slogans.)


1.)Trent Lott--Republican: Mississippi
I'M A SMALL LITTLE MAN, WHO WILL CONTINUE TO TAKE THE COUNTRY ON A LONG, STRANGE TRIP INTO HELL! CALL NOW FOR MORE INFORMATION:
202-acid elf
202 224-6253

2.)Conrad Burns--Republican: Montana
HOLA! I'M NOT RACIST! I EAT THE OCCASIONAL BURRITO! CALL ME AHORA FOR MORE INFORMACION!
202-bag-amigo
202 224-2644

3.) John Sununu--Republican: New Hampshire
I STOOD WITH THE PRESIDENT AS HE ILLEGALLY TAPED YOUR PHONES, READ YOUR EMAIL AND PEEKED INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY AT:
202-22-I BUG 1
202 224-2841

4.) Rick Santorum--Republican: PA
VOTE FOR ME! WHO CARES ABOUT IRAQ AND CORRUPTION! I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THE ICKY-BAD GAYS! CALL ME! WE'LL CHAT AT:
20 abc-go-fag
202) 224-6324

5.) Arlen Specter--Republican: PA
ONE MINUTE, I'M CHALLENGING GEORGE BUSH; THE NEXT I'M HELPING HIM EXECUTE HIS CRIMES. I'M A BIG, UNDEPENDABLE BLOB! CALL FOR MORE BAFFLING CONTRADICTIONS AT:
202 a-big-blip
202) 224-4254

6.) Olympia Snowe--Republican: ME
FORGET ABOUT MY RADICAL, BUSH-LIKE POLITICS, CHECK OUT THIS NEW MINI-SKIRT!
202-22-I-leggy
202) 224-5344

7.) John McCain--Republican: AZ
ONE MINUTE BUSH INSULTS MY FAMILY AND MILITARY SERVICE. THE NEXT MINUTE, I'M GIVING HIM A BIG OL BEAR HUG! I HATE MYSELF!! SO BAD!!! CALL ME. I NEED PHONE HUGS!!
202-22-I-bad-5
202) 224-2235

8.) Lisa Murkowski--Republican: AK
LIKE THE MUSTY SMELL THAT WON'T LEAVE A BASEMENT, MY EXTREMIST POLITICS ARE HERE TO STAY! CALL FOR MORE DETAILS!
a-0-cabin-mold
[phone]

9.) Charles Grassley--Republican: Iowa
MY SENATE ACCOMPLISHMENTS INCLUDE THE FARM BILL AND THE BANKRUPTCY BILL THAT ASSAULTED THE MIDDLE CLASS! I'M LIKE A BIG, OUT-OF-CONTROL, FREAKY BARN ANIMAL ROLLING IN THE MUD OF CORRUPTION!! CALL NOW:
202-acid-pig
[phone]

10.) Richard Shelby--Republican: Alabama
SHOVELING BUSH'S POLITICAL POOP AND SPINNING IT INTO GOLD! THAT'S WHAT I DO. IT'S WHAT I'M GOOD AT. CALL ME:
202-bail-shit
202) 224-5744


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