Reply #5: oh my god! there's a gym bag with a mysterious liquid [View All]

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soaked into the gym clothes, a smelly pair of tube socks, boxing gloves, eye drops, some deoderant and a tube of hair gel in my car! clear the building! clear the parking garage!

It's all sitting in the sun too. There may actually be some people laying on the sidewalk outside overcome by the odoire of Chanel Locker Room Number 5 exuding from my broiling metrosexual he-man bomb down there right now.

GatorAde and IPODS? I think we're going to start finding all KINDS of free advertising from here on out.

Didja hear about the bag they found with PSP, Toshiba Satellite Laptop A15-850 and a FREE CASE of New Lemon Twist Dr. Pepper!?! What about the new Very Berry Summer's Eve Douche and the new Cartier Ceramide XO sportswatch, with three year warranty, leather, cobalt-free titanium, and Diamond-Brite (tm) Gold Tone wrist band for a lasting durable finish that won't come off on your arm.

oy.