Keep your enemies closer - The end of my freeper feud next door! [View All]

[KyndCulture]

Not everybody here knows the story of my freeper neighbor and the sign war.

Bout 2 months ago my next door neighbor... bushite from hell, decided my STOP THE WAR signs in my yard were detracting from the neighborhood. (as if this shack I live in doesn't?????) but I digress..

Anyway, my signs got more and more liberal until she just glared at me.

So I'm having a yard sale today... wearing my NO WAR armband on my ankle she says "you're really serious about all that no war stuff aren't you?"

So we had a very intelligent conversation about me trying to save the life of my 18 yr old son and the lives of the rest of these kids, and I made it personal with her and her 16 yr old granddaughter.

She listened, she really listened. We talked for 45 minutes.

So I says, Beverly, why do you still support Bush? She thinks on it and says, well the bastard hasn't done anything right in a long time, has he?. I guess I just do because I'm used to it but maybe I really shouldn't be. (SCORE) Then grumble grumble well I am not supporting some goddamn democrat.

(kynd swoooooops in for the kill)

I says, Bev, you don't have to. I get that you are a life long republican, but don't you know that Bush is not that Republican party that you supported for the last 50 years? (loses 15 minutes of back when I was younger stories) CRAP.

Ok back on topic, Bev. Do you think Iraq had anything to do with 9/11, Bev says well shit no. Everybody knows that. (whew)

Then she lauches into boogie man terrorist stories.. Here we are sitting damn near on main street USA in a tiny town that nobodies ever heard of... I said, you seen one lately? Where, Central Market? Norby's? White Drug?
(smart ass Kynd)

She laughes and says, well no. So I say, then WHY are you scared? Not a thing has happened to any of us that Bush didn't cause - the war - that has had one thing to do with a terrorist?

(3 seconds to go in the game)

Bev says, well I think I'll take in the Minneapolis paper (Star Trib Ultra Lib) again, they seem to say the same things you are.

DING DING DING.

KYND WINS!!!!!!

Kynd 1 - Freeper -0 complete with brain spasm.